You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I'm trying to find a person who's close to me. I'm in Healdsburg, California. Where are you? You: Negatory, sir. BUT THE ARTILLERY IS HEADED THIS WAY!!! Stranger: where are you, hawt stuff? You: 5 clicks south of the DZ You: WE NEED AIR SUPPORT!!! You: This is no laughing matter, private! This is serious buisness *lights pipe* Stranger: OMG I LOVE LIGHTING PIPES Stranger: MARIJUANA FTW, YES? You: I must decline, this time around. Stranger: HEY HEY HEY SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY You: We had a good run though, yes? Stranger: are you lonely? Stranger: I'm fucking lonely You: My insanity keeps me company... You: Plus, this place is haunted Stranger: I've been worried I'm insane lately You: Until the ghost's turn hostile and riot for their land back... You: You can't fight that shit man... Stranger: stepmom, stepson Stranger: I'll be the stepmom Stranger: I'm cleaning the living room Stranger: I bend down to pick something up under the couch you're sitting on while you watch TV Stranger: My head gets incredibly close to your wang Stranger: You get excited You: COOKIE DOUGH!! NAO, BITCH!!! Stranger: OOH, looks like someones awake, I say You: And don't give me that "I'm not your real mom shit!" JUST BRING ME A FUCKING BOWL OF ICE CREAM!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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