Yeah, so I moved forever ago (anyone reading this should know about that) and I moved 500 miles away from everything I knew- anyway, let's get past the prologue.
So I'm finally back to where I moved from!!!!!! (just a visit though) I'm so happy. Me and my friend Kiana are sitting here on youtube and ultimate-guitar (I'm on ug obviously and she's on youtube).
(Kiana's space to write something
"Where's the chapstick?" (in honor of the video I just watched on youtube).
oh yeah. and nicole's awesome
(now it's back to me)
I have awesome friends. Oh!!!!!! You have to see "mom scares the gay out of kid"- that's a really funny random video (we all probably have free time thanks to summer, but most of you are probably playing guitar like I should be.)
A teacher I really liked just left school yesterday...and I have no idea what's going on now. I know who's going to be his replacement (I like his replacement, but he's not the type of person who can be replaced- I don't think anyone can ever be replaced, no matter who they are). Life's just getting really crazy. Things are good but things are bad, and I hope that things just start going well and stay that way. I'd like a little less bad change please.
Are the Daoists or the Confucists right? Action or action-through-inaction? What works? What makes sense? Are both ideas right? Are they both wrong? Does it all depend on the situation? So much to consider...
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________ _________ _________ ______
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ____________ _________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ____________ _________ _________ __ __ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________ _________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ____________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ____________ _________ _________ ________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ____________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ____________ _________ _________ _____ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher