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Gender : Male

Birthday : August 18, 1994

Occupation : Ninja

Location : Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada

School : Norkam Secondary (Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada)

Education : High school

Smoker : No

Drinker : No

Forum posts: 2 (0 per day)

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Gear info
esyrnyk has 5 pieces of equipment:

guitar!: green 'lectric

guitar!: blue 'lectric

guitar!: red 'lectric

guitar!: sexy black acoustic

guitar!: 'nother red 'lectric

Favorite bands :
Too much to say, but my absolute favorites are Rise Against, Thrice, Protest The Hero, Papa Roach, Slayer, Billy Talent, Three Days Grace, Alexisonfire, Rage Against the Machine, Green Day, NOFX, Guttermouth, Suicidal Tendencies, the Parlotones, Disturbed, Sum 41, Rush, Opeth, CCR, Toby Keith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Dio, Matthew Good, Simple Plan, Metallica, All That Remains, Queens Of The Stone Age, Trivium, Fallout Boy, Nirvana, The Doors, Buckethead, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Flag, My Chemical Romance, Dethklok, Bad Religion, Pink Floyd, KoRn, Iron Maiden, Lamb Of God, Slipknot, Linkin Park, The Beatles, System of A Down, Barenaked Ladies, Danzig, and then the rest is anything and everything along those lines...
Favorite guitarists :
Tom Morello, Tim McIlrath + Zach Blair as a unit, Ian D'Sa, Josh Klinghoffer, Luke Hoskin + Tim Millar as a unit, Buckethead, Santana, Joe Satriani
Favorite bassists :
(Sierra!! ^_^) Joe Principe, Les Claypool, Flea
Favorite books :
CALVIN AND HOBBES. The Outsiders, To Kill A Mockingbird, A Series of Unfortunate Events (the whole series), MacBeth (Shakespeare can be awesome too you know..), The Destructors (It's only a short story, but it's still amazing beyond all belief), Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (I could care less about the rest of the books), The Chronicles of Narnia: A Horse and His Boy, The Lord of The Flies
Favorite tv :
I don't watch TV... it's a waste of time...
Favorite movies :
Pay It Forward, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Youth In Revolt, Nick And Nora's Infinite Playlist (yes, I like Michael Cera, though I actually like these movies for the movies themselves), The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice In Wonderland, Shrek (The first one only...), Finding Nemo, The Notebook, Let Me In, Red Riding Hood, The Titanic, Wayne's World =D
esyrnyk is a member of the following bands:
Black Angel


UG Groups
Own groups: Homestar Runner Fan Club, Cult of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, People of UG Against Impaired Driving, I am Canadian. Therefore, I live in an igloo and ride my polar bear to school/work in the morning.
Member of: Random UNITY of crazy people!, Cliff Burton R.I.P, The Ultimate spastic cheese group of all time-that includes other dimensions thank you!, Calvin and Hobbes Fans of UG, Let's See How Many People Can Join This Group, Queens of the Stone Age, Every Time an Emo Kills Himself, I get Sad, group made through pure boredom and stupidity lalalalalalalalalala lallalal alalalalala if ur still reading y just join the group cuz u feel like and get over with it hahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha jezuz christ r u still reading wtf i mean seriously theres, people who use vulgar words in unfuckingneaded places, Darker Side Of The World, The group that I made when i got really bored.(i will probably be the only member of the group), THE REAL KILL HANNAH MONTANA GROUP, Music Lovers (No We're Not a Pizza From Pizza Hut), The Short Attention Sp- HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!!!!, *turtle enthusiasts*, The group with a really long name that's meaningless that I just made when i was bored to see if anyone would join but they probably won't cause this group sucks, We Let People Listen to Whatever Musical Genre They Want, Atheists of UG, ThE AwEsOmE SpOnGeBoB GrOuP, The Alliance of Amicable 08ers, Random Fun Facts!, ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-TOAD, THE ANTI-ANTI-BANDWAGON BANDWAGON!!!!
esyrnyk's blogs
esyrnyk has posted 15 blogs total :
Saving The World 6:04am : Apr 3rd, 2010
Rise Against Street Team? 5:38am : Mar 23rd, 2010
CAN YOU FREAKIN BELEIVE IT!! 9:46pm : Jun 15th, 2009
ROAD TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!! 6:07am : Apr 5th, 2009
Possible New Old Guitar!!!!!!!!!!! 12:18am : Mar 13th, 2009
About esyrnyk
Well hello there, ladies and gentlemen... testicles. That is all. Or maybe it is not? Well if it were, then I am sure that this section would not have continued to this point, which means that it is not all, and that there is more. This brings me to the fact that this is supposed to be about me. I highly doubt that this will be of any help, so I shall just say these things: I am crazy. I live music. I am a ninja. I like food. I am a psychotic child from a long history of nonsense and obscurity, I hate the world, and I love the world. I hate life, and I love life. I hate people, yet I love everybody. I am a strange paradox living within a perfectly balanced harmony of uncertainty and improbability. Some things I say are completely meaningless, while some things I say will mean more than you may ever truly comprehend. I doubt that you will ever understand who I am, as I have not even achieved that yet... Other than how messed up I am, I must admit that I'm a pretty nice guy, random as fuck at times, but in general as friendly as a human being could be. =D
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