So I stayed at my aunt and uncle's for a couple of days while going to and from Centre Parks, as they only live a few minutes away from there and we hardly ever see them.
They have a black cat, called Olly. The last time I really saw it was when I was at their old flat, and he had been trained to stay indoors off the streets etc, so he was a shy little cat.
Now however, when I went to see them, he had grown to larger than any other cat than I'd ever seen. And was really really fucking scary. He hissed at my little brother several times and once cornered him in a room so I had to go and lift him out, and tried to bite my wrist.
So I have come to the conclusion that he is actually Basement Cat.
For one thing, he's got the Basement Cat look nailed.
Basement Cat
Olly, aka possible Basement Cat.
The possible scariest thing about him though is the way he watched you. I had to sleep in the office, which doesn't have a door just stairs leading upwards from the kitchen. So I couldn't shut the cat out, and as I was trying to get to sleep I opened my eyes and this is the first thing I saw :
Then, I got to sleep. And after a while woke up again upon hearing a creak, and I saw this :
So I was pretty bored and decided to google stuff. And apart from finding out that my boyfriend has the same name as a famous ice sculptor I found these gems.
I'm surprised this is a common search term, the news must really hush incidents like this up before they get out.
Lol wut. Upon clicking enter I relised the obvious, it is to do with teh pr0ns.
WAT. Ok I get the farting but picking your face?
Again with the farting. And killing. O.o
Ok, I aked for it with the search term but some of this seems a little psychotic. Ok, a lot psychotic.
Nice to know that the people of the interwebs mainly want to know how to tell how to get someone, and then how to know if they are pregnant. I think there may be a connection here. Either they find out they do like them and end up getting themselves/their partner teh preggorz, of they find out they don't and get blocked on msn. And then buy pets to cheer them up and then they become teh preggorz. Makes sense.
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