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HouseBoy83 (2)
Monday, June 23, 2008

Chuck Norris

Current mood: creative

Views: 297
Comments: 8
1.Chuck Norris and Lance Armstrong had a who has the most balls contest,Chuck Norris won by 5.
2.Chuck Norris once had a masive erection while lying down,he struck oil.
3.Chuck Norris also had a masive erection walking down the sidewalk,there were no survivers.
4.Chuck Norris was laid before his dad.
5.When Chuck Norris was born the only one who cried was the doctor.Nobody slaps Chuck Norris.
6.Outerspace only exsists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as Chuck Norris.
7.Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.
8.Before the boogyman goes to bed every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
9.When Chuck Norris was born all the nurses in the hospital became mysterously pregnant.
10.Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch;HE desides what time it is.
11.Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI
12.Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
13.Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
14.Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his rage.
15.There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard,only another fist.
11:20 am - 8 comments - 2 Kudos - Report!
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aaron28 wrote on Jun 24th, 2008 11:38pm

:haha:

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TreyJ wrote on Jun 30th, 2008 3:34pm

HAHA

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SRV217 wrote on Sep 2nd, 2008 12:53am

lol

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The_Fuzz22 wrote on Sep 22nd, 2008 7:27pm

Yeah but Jack Bauer would kick Chuck Norris' arse.

Fact.

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HouseBoy83 wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 5:09pm

HAHAHAAHA i love a good Norris joke..NIce

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edsguitara wrote on Jul 16th, 2009 5:41pm

hahaha

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Smalls=) wrote on May 3rd, 2011 5:51pm

That is really funny!!!!!!!!!!!

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edsguitara wrote on Sep 3rd, 2011 11:59pm

The_Fuzz22 wrote on Sep 22nd, 2008 at 2:27pm :
Yeah but Jack Bauer would kick Chuck Norris' arse.

Fact.
Right, but Chuck Norris does have a significant fan club you have to admit.

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