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I had a little to drink tonight.
..Ok, I had ALOT to drink tonight.
How I got there isn't really important/interesting, but where I got is the good stuff.
So, I drank my fair share of rum tonight. Hadn't done it in awhile, don't plan on doing it again for a long, long time. Of course, as I lay down to go to bed I get the urge to vomit. I get up, do my business, and go back. After about an hour of lull in the vomiting, I get super hot and decide to take all of my clothes off.
Nothing wrong with that, seeing as I have my own, private room in my dorm.
As content as I was lying there naked, cool and not throwing-up, my stomach had another idea. It was time to rush to the bathroom again. And wouldn't you know? As soon as I open my door, butt-ass-naked, one of my roommates walks in.
It's like 3:00am at this point. Of all the times to walk in all night, he had to choose this time.
So of course he sees me streaking through our end of the hallway, naked, and I didn't even have time to close the bathroom door. I caught of glimpse of him hurriedly walking into his room as he took a quick glance at me. What a sight--a naked guy puking all over the toilet at 3:00am. Not the ideal welcoming party for most people.
I'm just glad he didn't have his girlfriend with him.
For some reason I feel like sharing this with more people makes it less embarrassing. Probably not. Oh well, here it is.
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