Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to
sex. "You know, John & I have been having some sexual problems."
Linda told her friend.
"That's amazing!" Mary replied, "So have Tom and I."
"We're thinking of going to a sex therapist." said Linda
"Oh,
we could never do that! We'd be too embarrassed!" responded Mary.
"But after you go, will you please tell me how it went?"
Several weeks passed and they met for lunch again. "So, how did the sex therapy work out, Linda?"
"Things
couldn't be better!", Linda exclaimed. "We began with a physical exam,
and afterward the doctor said he was certain he could help us. He told
us to stop at the grocery store on the way home
and buy a bunch of grapes and a dozen donuts. He told us to sit on the
floor nude, and toss the grapes and donuts at each other. Every grape
that went into my vagina, John had to get it out with his tongue.
Every donut that I ringed his penis with, I had to eat. Our sex life
is wonderful, in fact it's better than it's ever been!"
With
that endorsement, Mary talked her husband into an appointment with the
same sex therapist. After the physical exams were completed the doctor
called Mary and Tom into his office. "I'm afraid there is nothing I
can do for you," he said.
"But doctor," Mary complained, "You
did such good for Linda and John, surely you must have a suggestion for
us! Please, please, can't you give us some help? Any help at all?"
"Well,
OK," the doctor answered. "On your way home, I want you to stop at the
grocery store and buy a sack of apples and a box of Cheerios……."
