I'm a miserable cunt. Do you need to know more, you fucking pervs?
Testimonials (because my sig won't hold it all): Ranked #73 on UG Top 100 Users 2010 GREETY <3: I love you. If it were legal in your country I'd be there with a ring. Magero: I got owned by a deceased non-tetrapod cordate. Nelsean: Ah, I love you Phill-Rock: You sir, are a blackhole that sucks everything pure and good into oblivion BringMeTheCalm: I like dead-fish, he's just the kind of condescending ass this world needs more of. Helpy Helperton: My respect goes to you, you mad bastard. VampireGoldfish: You WISH you were half as good as Dead Fish. Monkey_Bassist: Ok, maybe you didn't laugh, but you are a cynical manifestation of Satan's Sperm, so that would explain it. Slaytanic1993: Trust this man, he created Norway. Kepulix: deady, you're a living legend. webbtje: Yeah, Fishy hates everyone and everything. Takes misanthropy and general grumpiness to new levels. I wish I could be like him Jack Off Jill: You're just like those bastards at the St. Louis Science Center who told me question about Godzilla can't be answered because he's not real. frankv: You really are as bittered and cold-hearted as you think you are. wiggyisgreat: I think I love you. mikko_9119: you're just depressing Uber-rocker: You do seem extraordinarily arrogant and self-absorbed. kirkhammett09: ******, your like the God of this forum and dead-fish is Satan. Riffomatic_5000: Your my favorite person in the world now, Fish. *Applauds* Encore!! ENCORE!! powerhead: As usual, dead-fish, sums it up perfectly. Cheers. bootyguard: God... I love you. Internal Chaos: The only person who can insult the girl is dead-fish, but thats because I gave up on trying to beat him in arguments because he actually knows his shit. destroy_techno: You are right to have opinions and all, but this however confirms my assumption in that you don't have a soul. poopsmith666: man dead fish you don't like anything Contraband: Congrats to all. Except for dead-fish. \Powerslave/: Do you sit all day thinking of brilliant insults or do they come naturally? eazy-c: I love drunk-fish. MetalMessiah665: Why can't Dead-Fish always be drunk? isabiggles: I love you so much i'm not even kidding any more. UncleCthulhu: Listen to my GP file man, I crave acceptance from your Godly awesomeness. Vermintide: Oh, you scoundrel you. fantasyh: Sir, your stupidly anarchistic and nihilistic outlook on the world, makes me not respect anything you say. CG Man16: I hate you, yet somehow love you. Nebiru: He's just an angry desert drunkard. freddaahh: You'd be such a hilariously ruthless moderator, would be pretty good. severed-metal: Dead, you look like a villain from some superhero series comic book. You have an eyebrow raise that strikes fear into many. we_built_a_tree: Sometimes I want to have sex with you. Like, right now. fallenangel20: He threatened my life from over 1,000 miles away, and I felt some sort of real danger. If he wills it, it will eventually happen. Deplorable: dead-fish has proven that he is the best user on UG. Gunpowder: Nobody is ever going to love you, dead-fish. Slicer666: Once again, dead-fish delivers the burn. iceh88: i agree with dead-fish. Dyer's Eve: Just who was dead-fish before he was dead-fish? Apart from alive-fish. Stranglehold: Dead fish was river phoenix. How can't anyone see that? Chylyn: Oh, here comes deady to spoil everybody's fun. MoogleRancha: Oh dead-fish. You sod, you. Hoffinator: Deadfish, you're a hoot. Sheepbane: +1 for being the most win person on these forums still. The Wildchild: I pleasure myself to dead's posts. Minkaro: MC Deadfish spitz da mad beatz yo. progbass: Except Deadfish. He is like the scheming Jew in town that plots everyone's death. And he does rather well, being a super villian and all.