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Gender : Male

Birthday : December 14, 1982

Occupation : Student

Location : Almelo, Netherlands


School : RUG (Groningen, Groningen, Netherlands)

Education : College graduate

Smoker : No

Drinker : Yes


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deHufter has 3 pieces of equipment:

Fender: Squier

VOX: V9106

Yamaha: PSR 275

Interests
Favorite bands :
The Beatles The Band The Elected The Constantines
Favorite guitarists :
Neil Young George Harrison Rory Gallagher
Favorite bassists :
Victor Wooten
Favorite books :
Discovery of Heaven
Favorite tv :
Carnivale Tour of Duty X-Files Twili ght Zone
Favorite movies :
Forrest Gump Pulp Fiction
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deHufter has posted 4 blogs total :
Fireworks 5:55pm : Dec 31st, 2007
1300 12:27pm : Dec 30th, 2007
New Tabs 11:26am : Dec 28th, 2007
Christmas Update 8:42am : Dec 27th, 2007
About deHufter
I am a human being with 2 ears, 2 eyes, 1 nose, 1 mouth, 1 head with 1 brain in it, 2 arms with 2 hands with 5 fingers each attached to both of them, 2 legs with 2 feet with 5 toes attached to both of them, lots of skin which keeps my intestines inside, plenty of bones to walk normally, 1 long tube to process food in an adequate way, thousands of tiny and larger tubes with red salty stuff in it and hundreds of other meaty, fatty, watery substances which us humans call organs.

I can communicate through so named vocal-cords which can produce sounds similar to dogs, cats, horses etc. That doesn't mean i can communicate with them though...they're all too stupid to understand me. You see....i am intelligent unlike other animals. For example, i can boil eggs, make fire and weapons so i can kill others! Sounds nice 'ey?

Okay, i can't kill the same species like animals do cause we have a piece of paper with letters on it which form words, which form sentences that ultimately form rules. However, i hate rules, so i make up words that justify killing eachother, like WAR. Isn't that clever?

Actually it is....cause I have the tendency to multiply like flies on a piece of dogshit baking in the sun.
But flies are dumb, so they eat dogshit. I am intelligent, so i eat fish who eat flies who eat dogshit.

In fact, i am so damn intelligent that i can't die!!! Instead i leave all the stuff -i told you about in the beginning- on the ground, and what's left will be sucked up by a beam of light, probably produced by a gigantic laser of non-human origine. Once arrived i will meet my maker in a very crowdy and cloudy place we call heaven. It's confusing i know, cause i too thought that my makers are my parents. Nonetheless i'm glad i'm privileged to live forever unlike all the other mortal animals in this world.

Also, i like to confuse people, including myself. That's when i'm at my best. Sometimes i don't even say what i really think! We call that lying. I invented lying so i don't have to upset other human beings cause they're ugly or even more stupid than apes (my hairy ancestors). Confusion is bliss, cause that means you don't have to act like intelligent organisms, cause being intelligent can be very tiring.



Finally, i don't even like living...instead i poison myself with tons of drugs like alcohol and nicotine, take chemistry-lessons so i can make hundreds of other drugs that kill even more people, make fatty foods irresistable so everybody will have high cholesterol, show on TV how people kill eachother in all kinds of different ways and watch the news so i can see how i am doing...

I hope you got more insight in who i am...but who are you?
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