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Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Stupid Crook Blog vol. 2

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1) While attempting to rob a jewelry store at gun point, the 350-pound thief tripped and fell to the floor. He was still trying to get to his feet when the police arrived. :haha:

2) During a picnic of the county probation officers in Yuba City, Cal., 2 thieves failed in their attempt to steal a barbecue grill___________the grill was still hot. :haha:

3)In Columbia, MO, a man failed in his attempt to rob a grocery stor using a socket wrench as his only weapon. :haha:

4) Acid Reflux- "He was able to actualize himeself up the tree but was not able to actualize himeself down the tree" was the explanation given by a police officer. The officer was referring to an incident involving a man who had ingested LSD and was found stranded naked in a tree. :haha:

5) A man was charged with attemped burglary and breaking & entering after he was found by a ome owner trying to gain access to the home_the burglar had attempted to squeeze throught the doggy door but had gotten stuck. :haha:

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