10. First, let's be politically incorrect and start with a bass quote (hey, it's bass guitar!):
<Kyle> The band Disturbed is holding open auditions for a new bass player. That's my ticket outta this hell hole! Hey, where can I rent a bass? <icabod> I'll lend you one <Kyle> Niiiice. Now, how do I play? <icabod> It's just like guitar, except you get fewer chicks
9. This one actually demonstrates why it's worth being a guitarist (although it also pays off to be a little more intelligent than this guy here):
hjdjoo: well, you know what they say hjdjoo: "the second-best way to get into a girl's pants is to play the guitar" hjdjoo: "the absolute best way is chloroform" hjdjoo: -plutarch hjdjoo: or was that plato? hjdjoo: it was one of the great philosophers i think.
8. This is what I was talking about. This is why you shouldn't drop out of...well, elementary school:
<Frankstar> I am so fucking pissed. This one guy sold me his air guitar on ebay for 70 dollars and I still havent fucking received shit.
7. Good looks are also required if you are to succeed in this chick business:
<SnakesAnd> I have a college degree, a cute dog, I play guitar, a nice house, a brand new Harley, and I'm single <kizman> * <kizman> but your ugly <SnakesAnd> I must be <SnakesAnd> that's the only thing I can think of
6. Nirvana fans, watch out!
ianepson: heh one time i was camping up in the mountains and there were these wierd sounds ianepson: and i had my guitar with me...... ianepson: somthing compelled me to play the theme to deliverance Metal Mantis X: lol Metal Mantis X: lmfao ianepson: i half expected some guy to come out of the trees and make me squeel like a piggai Metal Mantis X: lol ianepson: my dad comes out and is like wtf are you doin? ur gonna get us all raped. ianepson: sure enough these dudes come rollin by in a van honkin the horn.... wavin and hollerin..... ianepson: SQEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL ianepson: lol then we ended up jammin and this dude was askin me to play Nirvana Metal Mantis X: heh good thing you didn't play "Rape Me"
5. Playing in a band isn't necessarily a great thing:
<mantra> the other guitarist in my band owns my soul <mantra> i sold it to him in third grade for a peanut butter cup <mantra> he still has the little yellow paper
4. "Wanna jam together?" "No." "Why?" "Here's why:"
* Preachy gets out the guitar <Ron> ? <Ron> you play guitar? cool <Ron> i play guitar too <Preachy> actually I call my cock a guitar
3. You wanna be a famous guitar player? You've got it:
(Deathwing) I get to see a concert tomorrow, so there (Lanfear) what concert? (Deathwing) some guy who plays guitar for commercials (zed) Wow, some guy who plays guitar for commercials. (Deathwing) zed, he's one of the most famous guitarist in the world, actually (Deathwing) up there with Joe Satriani, among others (Lanfear) that's why you call him 'some guy'?
2. Dedicated to Guitar Hero fans...
chickenrising: if playing an actual guitar picks up girls, playing a video game about playing the guitar is sure to pick up some sort of girl... it only makes sense
1. And the big "numero uno". This one actually proves why girl guitarists should, in theory, be better than guys:
<Insomniak> ow owow <Insomniak> ow <Insomniak> i hit myself in the nuts playing air guitar <Insomniak> again <nxn> darwin is hard at work...
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