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[QUOTE=SG Man Forever]That may be your problem.
American history is sporadically boring and interesting. we spend the first half of the semester talking about how Cortez and France owned everything, then ZOMG REVOLUTION for a while. Then we talk about Andrew Jackson for like three weeks, and it's all ZHOMG TEH UNION, then we talk about nothing for a while then OMG WTF CIVIL WAR OH SHI- PRESIDENTS DEAD, then it's BAWWWWWWWWWWWW reconstruction, then, "huh? Mexican war? we fought that? Oh yeah, Texas joined America lol"
Then it gets interesting.
IT'S ALL LIKE WTF WTF WTF WTF OMG WORLD WAR I WTF U SUNK OUR SHIP OH BITCH ITS ON NOW, **** YOU WASHINGTON, IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR LOL I PWND U NOW U GOT TO PAY ME OH **** WTF I GOT A DEPRESSION THIS FOCKING SUCKS ZOMG HITLER TOOK OVER FRANCE IN TWO WEEKS AND IS BLITZING ENGLAND.
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[SIZE=4]WTF JAPAN[/B] YOU ****ING BOMBED US NOW ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG[/SIZE]
OH SHI- HITLER KILLED HIMSELF, AND RUSSIANS ARE COOL.
LOL I BOMB U JAPAN
RUSSIA I HATE U NOW, U SUCK COMMIE
OHSHI- JFK GOT KILLED
**** YEAR NIEL ARMSTRONG
WTF WTF WE LOST VIETNAM
ZOMG WTF NIXON QUIT
Cold war is over. American history is done.[/QUOTE]
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