biden was sitting in his office all alon wen he hered a small sound he turned and saw 5 bees with hats and pootauns.biden was alergic to pautouans come to thinl of it...oh nvm... anyways he talked to the ants and asked them nicley to leave but the first ant persuded him into buying real estate(how in the hell can a ant sell real estate idk)
then after biden bought half of texas ant number 2 steped up. he had a pack of cards and wanted to play poker well biden was a gambler he agreed and well if the cards were for ants dont you think they would be pretty small. well they were biden lost the keys to the tresurey then ant number 3 stepped up.
they exchanged hello's and the ant asked biden to have a race. well again everything for ants is small. so they went across the room the track was so small biden couldn't see it. biden gave the ant the keys to his b.m.w(i guess he thought it was for pinks or something) biden stormed back to his desk.
when the fourth one came up he to biden hed been tricked so many times he needed some glasses biden said it was a wonderful idea so he bought the glasses for 60,000$
the 5 and final ant came up and said those glasses are awful dirty ill tell u what. ill give some cleaner for 5$ biden gladdly accepted the offer and he sprayed his glasses and the broke. the ants ran away.
biden had and exterminetr come in and kill every bug in there. the ants were never seen again.( they went to vegas )