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Monday, December 29, 2008

what if...

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what if chickens were attacking a candle in the middle of january 2 years from now while half starved with 6 idanidual wings and 1 leg, and yet should not be able to fly takes the  candle and flies over 3 oceans and drops the candle on a chinese man who sells it to a person who gives it to obama who eats not knowing it was a candle.he pukes it up later the janitor cleans it up only to find the hope diamond.
he turns it in to the museum of natural history.but he got sued cause he alegely stole it and  went to court over the next year when the janitor calss obama as a witnes and while obama is awearing on the bible he gets shot in the arm and it falss off.
then  the fone rings its from the museum the hope diamond has HATCHED into a chicken with 1 leg and 6 wings.  but there is a mutation to were it was a fire breather and burnt the musem to the ground.
obama sues the chicken which cookes him medium well and eats him.
biden kills the chicken with his berreta SHOTGUN and sits in the oval office smilling:D the end:wtf:
3:49 pm - 8 comments - 5 Kudos - Report!
AeroRocker wrote on Dec 30th, 2008 4:34am

Dude, whatever you are smoking, I need some NOW!


crissis39a wrote on Dec 30th, 2008 4:50am

i know right!


definedbytime1 wrote on Dec 30th, 2008 5:17am

Haha, this is some crazy shit man.


SLASH.94 wrote on Dec 30th, 2008 5:51am

you have some fucked upi thinking


jasonggabbott wrote on Dec 30th, 2008 6:00am

berreta don't make shotguns.


crissis39a wrote on Dec 30th, 2008 6:03am

i no they dont make shot guns, i was watching a new thing biden thought they did he's like "obama ain't takingmy guns away i got a berrta shot gu!"


Laces Out Danny wrote on Dec 30th, 2008 6:50am



hilar hilar. :)


DavexMustaine77 wrote on Dec 30th, 2008 1:19pm

you have lots of time on your hands dont you:P


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