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Saturday, October 17, 2009

Omeglin' for Jamie.

Current mood: sick

Views: 290
Comments: 7

Keyword was: mixed salted nuts


Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: mixed salted nuts

Stranger: i am a female willing to do what ever you want me to :)

You: lol

Stranger: got anything in mind?

You: yeah

You: a samich would be nice

You: get to it bitch

You: and some waffle fries

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: mixed salted nuts

Stranger: Cool!

Stranger: I like nuts with sugar.

You: pussy

You: rub your nuts in some salt

You: and be a man

Stranger: that wouldnt really do anything

Stranger: the sack is covered

Stranger: it would be the same as if you rubbed them with sugar

You: well cut it open you fucking fag

Stranger: now if you put salt in the opening

Stranger: then, thered be pain

You: you cut them open until your testicles hang out

You: and then you fucking put them in the salt

Stranger: sounds tasty

You: and rub that shit

You: its the latest trend

You: the ladies love it

Stranger: awesome.

Stranger: ima try that tomrrow

You: ok

You: tell that bitch of yours to get back in the kitchen for me

You: and make me some goddamn waffle fries

You: MMMMMM MMMMMMM MOTHER FUCKER

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: ive heard about it

You: wheres my waffles fries

Stranger: shes a bit busy right now.

You: im gonna have to put on my pimp glove

Stranger: dance fucker dance

You: no

Stranger: scratch yer scrotum with that glove.

Stranger: choke your chicken

You: ill scratch your scrotum if you know what i mean

Stranger: beat yo meat

You: asl?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'M FROM PU MPKIN HILL

Stranger: U RDY KID?

You: yeah

Stranger: i don't think u r

You: i am faggot

Stranger: you're a faggot?

Stranger: rofl

Stranger: at least you admit it

You: lawlz awlz awlz awlz

Stranger: LOL 

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5:08 am - 7 comments - 8 Kudos - Report!
Comments
RocksAwakening5 wrote on Oct 17th, 2009 7:14am

xD So much win it hurts.

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Tire Me. wrote on Oct 17th, 2009 7:21am

:haha:

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MushroomBomb wrote on Oct 17th, 2009 9:17am

"I am a faggot"

Nice pre-emptive strike there :haha:

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ctb wrote on Oct 17th, 2009 2:45pm

I am a faggot

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sglover34479 wrote on Oct 17th, 2009 3:14pm

wtf is waffle fries?

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Butthead wrote on Nov 21st, 2009 7:01am

I can't get a conversation to last more than two lines. Awesomeness.

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craig-sansum wrote on Dec 6th, 2009 1:41pm

rofl XD

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