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Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Weightlifting progress.

I am currently 5' 10", 174 lbs.

From June, when I began:

Bench: 60 lbs.

Squat: 85 lbs.

Hang Clean: 50 lbs.

Curl: 50 lbs.

As of yesterday:

Bench: 135 lbs.

Squat: 215 lbs.

Hang Clean: 140 lbs.

Curl: 80 lbs.

11:01 pm - 10 comments - 4 Kudos

Saturday, October 24, 2009

List

Current mood: lol

put your name

1. coryklok

2. stepco12345

3. Z_cup_boy

4. TheMidasTouch

5. Davo Ownz

6. Primus2112

7. RocksAwakening5

8. ctb

9. MushroomBomb

9:56 pm - 16 comments - 6 Kudos

Saturday, October 17, 2009

Omeglin' for Jamie.

Current mood: sick

Keyword was: mixed salted nuts

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: mixed salted nuts

Stranger: i am a female willing to do what ever you want me to

You: lol

Stranger: got anything in mind?

You: yeah

You: a samich would be nice

You: get to it bitch

You: and some waffle fries

Your conversational partner has disconnected

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: mixed salted nuts

Stranger: Cool!

Stranger: I like nuts with sugar.

You: pussy

You: rub your nuts in some salt

You: and be a man

Stranger: that wouldnt really do anything

Stranger: the sack is covered

Stranger: it would be the same as if you rubbed them with sugar

You: well cut it open you fucking fag

Stranger: now if you put salt in the opening

Stranger: then, thered be pain

You: you cut them open until your testicles hang out

You: and then you fucking put them in the salt

Stranger: sounds tasty

You: and rub that shit

You: its the latest trend

You: the ladies love it

Stranger: awesome.

Stranger: ima try that tomrrow

You: ok

You: tell that bitch of yours to get back in the kitchen for me

You: and make me some goddamn waffle fries

You: MMMMMM MMMMMMM MOTHER FUCKER

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: ive heard about it

You: wheres my waffles fries

Stranger: shes a bit busy right now.

You: im gonna have to put on my pimp glove

Stranger: dance fucker dance

You: no

Stranger: scratch yer scrotum with that glove.

Stranger: choke your chicken

You: ill scratch your scrotum if you know what i mean

Stranger: beat yo meat

You: asl?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I'M FROM PU MPKIN HILL

Stranger: U RDY KID?

You: yeah

Stranger: i don't think u r

You: i am faggot

Stranger: you're a faggot?

Stranger: rofl

Stranger: at least you admit it

You: lawlz awlz awlz awlz

Stranger: LOL

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

5:08 am - 7 comments - 8 Kudos

Saturday, July 04, 2009

The Mod Forum: SECRETS REVEALED

It exsists!

PROOF:

7:10 pm - 9 comments - 6 Kudos

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Omegle: The hunt for Z_cup_boy

Our key word was "VAGINA RAPTOR."

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: VAGINA RAPTOR

Stranger: wanna cyber?

You: lolk

Stranger: k?

You: ya

You: msn?

Stranger: no

Stranger: lets just do it on here

You: ok

Stranger: so u nice and hard?\

You: yeah sure

You: hold on a second

Stranger: ok

You: i put on my robe and wizard hat

You: and cast lvl3 love

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: VAGINA RAPTOR

Stranger: I put on my robe and wizards hat

You: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: VAGINA RAPTOR

Stranger: In compliance with deferal laws, we are required to inform you that the stranger you are talking with is a registered sex offender in his/her neighborhood.

Please use caution when talking to this person.

You: LOL

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat

You: VAGINA RAPTOR

Stranger: Interesting move, I cast lvl 80 magic shield

You: what the fu

9:17 pm - 7 comments - 4 Kudos

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Marcus's penis.

9:11 pm - 6 comments - 2 Kudos

Thursday, June 04, 2009

I accidentally 93mb of .rar files

Current mood: lolz

Elz:

Marcus:

9:10 pm - 12 comments - 10 Kudos

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

My dream with Vauxite.

Current mood: wat

Mai epic dreemz:

My dream started on MSN. I was talking to Foz (Vauxite) like I always do. He told me he had written to some author of some book. Well I went to the mall a few days later to look at said book. I picked it up and read the back and sure enough, Foz's letter was on the back of the book along with his avatar (Apparently in my dream, books could have mini televisions in them, for his avatar was moving). I bought the book which was a total charge of free (

), and brought it home. I told Foz over MSN and I could reach through my computer screen and show him. The next day I went to some weird school I didn't recognize and my class was reading the book then my mom got scared, and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo holmes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.