I've managed to lose..... 2 jobs, fail my theroy grade, not take 1 driving lesson, 1 friend, have 3 more friends leave on me, go through about 20 bajiliion guitarists in my band, under achieve on my course and had some serious bouts of anger.
However, Unlike half the people of this forum, im not gunna be bitter about all of this here.
Be honest here, everyone here clearley has a house with a computer with internet access, so not to shabby aye? It's easy to keep myself focused on these bad points but really every cloud has a silver lining, I've had good work experience, learnt to practice harder for theroy, aim to pass my driving test, learn that life is delicate, learn that people will progress faster than me, That the rest of my band mates are perfect in what they do, work harder for the rest of my course and control myself.
I don't get why people dwell on these things. if you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel, all you need is some new batteries for a torch to at least make it seem like there's one.
I don't care if you were on BB, If you dont shut u
Current mood: horny
Simple. I open the newspaper today, (I say newspaper, I consider the sun Beano for adults) And there it is. Staring at me. Jade Goody. I hate this woman, in fact i blame majority of things on here. Here's a small list.
The Credit Crunch Modern Telly Being Awful The Great Depression in The 20's
Seriously. Well done Jade. First time round you proved you were thick as pig shit. Next time round you proved you were thick as pig shit and a racist.
I turn the page. There's Stuart in a pose for YSL, Advertising male eyeliner, Or "Guyliner". This deal must be worth quite a bit. Why are they giving this to him?
Feck it 'aye? Men's Mags?
Nuts, There;s chanelle talking about some role in a film she won't even wacth, Then theres Saskia talking about her new breasts.
Zoo, There's Steph talking about all the free drinks she's getting bought.
Ahh, TV, BB is over!
And there is loudmouth Charlie, Shouting her opinion's at someone whilst asking them a question on the street. A feat i belived not possible until this moment.
I belive as soon as they leave, they should be handed a form that says:
"You're 5 seconds are over, no-one cares, Back to the dole queue for you..."