Favorite bands :
Lamb of God, In Flames, Killswitch Engage, Children of Bodom, All That Remains,
(like me some Ozzy), Mastadon, Slayer (not so much), Pantera, Ted N. (American
badass), Beatles (sure they're dirty hippies, but they knew music), Zeppelin,
Job for a cowboy, Megadeth, many more (I mainly like melodeath and metalcore bands, or just metal, but I had to throw in some mainstream.)
Favorite guitarists :
Oli Herbert (Fuxin amazing), Jason Becker, Alexi Laiho, Marty Friedman, Buckethead (he's pretty good, kinda weird tho), Paul Gilbert (dork that can play
like a god), and last but not least, the friendless, lifeless loser, Yngwie Malmsteen.
Favorite bassists :
Crazy Steve P.
and this other guy Jorian, (He's the best bass player that ever lived, and his knowledge of theory is more vast than the atlantic.)
Favorite books :
Who reads... I DO!!!
Favorite tv :
dont really watch too much tv...
Favorite movies :
Comedies, things directed by Tim Burton, action, and many others.
When I was born, it was said time stood still as I shredded on the guitar that I came with from the womb. Three kings brought me gold, myrrh, and frankincense. In the infirmary, I wrote many pieces that inspired metallica to stop being homos, pantera to write vulgar display of power, and blink 182 to reunite.
At the age of five I was giving lessons to Joe Satrianni, and at 7 I went back in time and showed Jimmy Page how to play Stariway (worst thing I've ever done.)
at the age of ten I was praised the fastest guitarist alive.
people praised me. I quote Malmsteen at, "You're so amazing at guitar, and I wish I had as many friends as you", and I quote Becker at, "God, you're so much better than me, I think I'm gonna go get Lou Gherrigs disease!"
I play guitar because I didn't have a choice, I was born for it, and destined for greatness.