Now that I have your attention, I'd like to point something out.
Combos are the best thing man has, can, and ever will create.
Combos. These little pieces of heaven are like orgasm wrapped in orgasm. I have come to the conclusion that humankind was put on this Earth simply to make these snacks.
Mona Lisa? Fuck that shit.
Sistine Chapel? Fuck that shit too.
Combos, motherfucker. Just look at these. 450mg of salt ass shit. 2.5g of saturated fat shit. Less than 2 fucking percent of vitamins A, C, Iron, and Calcium, bitch. Pizzeria fucking Pretzel. Damn, it must take a whole fucking pizza shop to make a bag of these cunts.