[ ] I am shorter than 5'4''. [X] I think I'm ugly sometimes. [ ] I have many scars. [ ] I tan easily. [ ] I wish my hair was a different color. [ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [ ] I have a tattoo. [X] I am self-conscious about my appearance. [X] I have/I've had braces. [X] I wear glasses. [ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free [ ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. [ ] I have more than 2 piercings. [ ] I have piercings in places besides my ears. [X] I have freckles.
Family/Home Life [X] I've sworn at my parents. [ ]I've run away from home. [ ] I've been kicked out of the house. [ ] My biological parents are together. [ ] I have a sibling less than one year old. [X] I want to have kids someday. [ ] I've lost a child.
School/Work [X] I'm in school [ ] I have a job [ ] I've fallen asleep at work/school. [ ] I almost always do my homework. [X] I've missed a week or more of school. [X] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years. [X] I failed more than 1 class last year [ ] I've stolen something from my job [ ] I've been fired
Embarrassment [X] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. [ ] Disney movies still make me cry. [ ] I've peed from laughing. [X] I've snorted while laughing. [X] I've laughed so hard I've cried. [ ] I've glued my hand to something. [ ] I've had my pants rip in public.
Health [ ] I was born with a disease/impairment [ ] I've gotten stitches/staples. [ ] I've broken a bone [ ] I've had my tonsils removed. [ ] I've sat in a doctor's office/emergency room with a friend. [ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed. [ ] I had a serious surgery. [ ] I've had chicken pox. [ ] I've had measles
Traveling [X] I've driven over 200 miles in one day. [ ] I've been on a plane. [X] I've been to Canada. [ ] I've been to Mexico. [X] I've been to Niagara Falls. [ ] I've been to Japan. [ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. [ ] I've been to Europe. [ ] I've been to Africa.
Experiences [X] I've gotten lost in my city. [ ] I've seen a shooting star. [ ] I've wished on a shooting star [ ] I've seen a meteor shower. [X] I've gone out in public in my pajamas. [X] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator. [X] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. [ ] I've been to a casino. [ ] I've been skydiving. [ ] I've gone skinny dipping. [ ] I've played spin the bottle. [X] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour [ ] I've crashed a car. [ ] I've been Skiing. [ ] I've been in a play. [ ] I've met someone in person from myspace. [X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue. [ ] I've seen the Northern lights. [ ] I've sat on a roof top at night. [X] I've played chicken. [X] I've played a prank on someone. [X] I've ridden in a taxi. [ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show. [ ] I've eaten sushi. [ ] I've been snowboarding.
Relationships [X] I'm single [ ] I'm in a relationship [ ] I'm engaged. [ ] I'm married. [ ] I've gone on a blind date [ ] I've been the dumped more than the dumper. [X] I miss someone right now. [X] I have a fear of abandonment. [ ] I've gotten divorced. [X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back. [ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't [X] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did [ ] I've kept something from a past relationship. [ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex [ ] I've had a crush on a teacher. [X] I am a cuddler. [ ] I've been kissed in the rain [ ] I've hugged a stranger. [ ] I have kissed a stranger
Honesty/Crime [X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. [X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't. [ ] I've snuck out of my house. [X] I have lied to my parents about where I am. [X] I am keeping a secret from the world. [X] I've cheated while playing a game. [X]iv cheated on a test. [ ] I've run a red light. [ ] I've been suspended from school. [X] I've witnessed a crime. [X] I've been in a fist fight. [ ] I've been arrested.
Death and Suicide [ ] I'm afraid of dying. Yeah. [X] I hate funerals. [ ] I've seen someone dying [X] Someone close to me has attempted suicide. [ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide. [ ] I've planned my own suicide. [ ] I've attempted suicide. [ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism [ ] I own over 5 rap CDs. [ ] I own an iPod or MP3 player. [ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga. [ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece. [ ] I own something from Hot Topic. [ ] I own something from Pac Sun. [ ] I collect comic books. [ ] I own something from The Gap. [ ] I own something I got on e-bay. [ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
Random [ ] I can sing well. [ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant. [ ] I open up to others easily [X] I watch the news. [X] I don't kill bugs. [X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme. [X] I curse regularly. [ ] I sing in the shower. [ ] I am a morning person. [ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone. [ ] I'm a snob about grammar. [ ] I am a sports fanatic. [X] I twirl my hair. [ ] I have "x"s in my screen name. (everywhere else xD) [ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day. [ ] I bake well. [ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. [X] I've worn pajamas to school. [ ] I like Martha Stewart. [ ] I know how to shoot a gun [ ] I am in love with love. [ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS. [X] I laugh at my own jokes. [ ] I eat fast food weekly. [X] I believe in ghosts. [ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message [X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class. [ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room. [ ] I am really ticklish. [ ] I love white chocolate. [ ] I bite my nails. [X] I play video games. [X] I'm good at remembering names. [ ] I'm good at remembering dates. [X] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. [X] All of those are answered honestly.
Now that I have your attention, I'd like to point something out.
Combos are the best thing man has, can, and ever will create.
Combos. These little pieces of heaven are like orgasm wrapped in orgasm. I have come to the conclusion that humankind was put on this Earth simply to make these snacks.
Mona Lisa? Fuck that shit.
Sistine Chapel? Fuck that shit too.
Combos, motherfucker. Just look at these. 450mg of salt ass shit. 2.5g of saturated fat shit. Less than 2 fucking percent of vitamins A, C, Iron, and Calcium, bitch. Pizzeria fucking Pretzel. Damn, it must take a whole fucking pizza shop to make a bag of these cunts.