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Monday, December 13, 2010

This blog will link to another blog

I herd u liek blogs so i linked u to anotehr onez lolllooll



Click here for my tumblr, where you can check out my witty postings and other things which aren't so witty.

For everything else, there's Twitter.
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Friday, December 10, 2010

WHY IS YOUR AVATAR YUGI, CHAOTIC?

Current mood: Yugi-licious

What a silly question. It's because I play children's card games!

No seriously though, it's because I'm a huge fan of

YU-GI-OH:

THE ABRIDGED SERIES


Shit is intense. And hilarious.


[picture is clickable]

So basically this is Yu-Gi-Oh, but abridged and dubbed by a dude called Dan Green. The voices are all the same person, and they're pretty realistic. Except Tristan, but that's okay because his voice gives him super strength.

Episodes contain obscure internet references, references to various things such as Monty Python, and other ridiculously hilarious things. Go watch it, it's nothing like Yu-Gi-Oh.

Not only do they have episodes, they also have side-stuff such as deleted montages, music videos of characters singing ridiculously random remakes of Come Sail Away, Poker Face and other random crap.

What the hell are you doing, still reading this? Fuck off and watch the series.
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Thursday, December 09, 2010

Pokemon Storyline I wrote out for fun

Pokemon ROM hacking is under progress.. barely. I will write out a storyline due to insane boredom and lack of tired-ness. Note that this isn't really serious, more amusement than anything.





You start off like any other Pokemon game. Hi! What's your name? Faggot? Cool. Are you a boy or a girl? Ah yes, I have a grandson. I do not know his name. Ah, that's right, his name is Douche!

Well I better get going... >_> <_<

You later discover the professor in his laboratory hiding something.
"What are you doing Professor?"
"Uh... nothing! It's nothing, I swear!"
You discover a stash of strange looking tubes that read Icyhot 9000.
"NO! You mustn't tell anyone! Spare me my life!"
Despite not knowing what the hell this thing is, the professor gives you a Pokemon so that you keep his promise. He has three, but you can only choose one (how greedy of him).

You then venture out into the wild to discover more about this so-called Icyhot 9000. You then discover your rival who also has a Pokemon given to him by his grandfather, but only because he is a skilled thief. >_>
After you whoop his ass, you continue your journey.

Upon defeating the third gym leader, you meet Fassa. She is a no-hope trainer who hopes to be a gym leader and a powerful trainer one day. She is a recurring NPC and will follow you at various times to challenge you and hope to become better than you. However this feat will probably not happen.

Upon defeating the fourth gym leader, you discover that he/she has an entire set of Icyhot 9000 in their back room of the gym. You ask about that room. Instantly, you are taken hostage into Team Rocket's territory.

Team Rocket has a new leader, Carmel. Carmel is Giovanni's daughter and has red hair and eyes >_> She asks you about how she knows about Icyhot 9000. You have no choice but to tell her about the Professor because you're an evil bastard who would betray him... no not really it's because they threatened you,

Carmel decides to reveal Team Rocket's plan (because she's gonna kill you anyway) to apply Icyhot 9000 onto various Pokemon around the world to become powerful battling machines that destroy things. This is because Team Rocket likes destroying things and by destroying things they can steal Ash's Pikachu (logical, right?)

However, before she can kill you, a giant earthquake occurs and you manage to escape. Turns out that the earthquake was caused by Brock's Onix who happened to be training nearby >_>

Along your journey, you also stumble upon Ash, who is widely regarded as the greatest trainer on earth. However it turns out that he was so powerful because he was working for Team Rocket all along and was only so strong because he too had applied Icyhot 9000 onto his Pokemon. When you do defeat him, he becomes ashamed of himself and decides to turn back to being good and stuff. He also gives you a key, and you are now able to enter the Pokemon league.

After deafeating Ash, various gym leaders and Team Rocket bases, you face the Elite Four. However, the original Elite Four members (Loreli, Bruno, Agatha and Lance) have been killed by Team Rocket as they had gotten in their way and had all lost to Carmel in a children's Pokemon game. As a result, the new Elite Four are all elite members of Team Rocket who have all applied Icyhot 9000 to their Pokemon. They are very strong and very difficult to defeat. (they will probably be named after mods or something)

Once you do manage to defeat the Elite Four, you are now the reigning champion and you now have access to Team Rocket's main HQ. There you fight Carmel and defeat her. However, she claims that her plan is not over yet and she has an even more powerful substance, Icyhot 9001! That shit is over 9000.

Once you defeat Carmel for the first time, the Elite Four then becomes even stronger than before because they have now been applied Icyhot 9001with instead of its predecessor, Icyhot 9000. They are even more difficult to defeat, but it is possible to defeat them if you catch the legendaries.

After you defeat Carmel again, she leaves for good and decides to waste her time elsewhere.

You then find Ash again and battle as real trainers. Once you beat him, the game ends and you are now free to do whatever you want.

The end.



That was an excellent time waster.
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Sunday, November 28, 2010

OMFGZ RECORDINGZZZGWESNDAV wb

Current mood: relaxed

Well you see, I have completed my 7 exams and lately I have had so much time on my hands that I have been on Twitter. And that's saying something, because I haven't been on Twitter since Vodafone started charging money to use it. lolyes, u can has follow @justinkim69

So, long story short, I have started recording.

It's something I've always wanted to do, and now that I have a lot of time I will be getting around to making some stuff.

I have one currently uploaded, it's a cover version of the Entrance of the Conflagration solo. It's not great, because I still need to learn recording techniques and get myself an actual drum VST that sounds real.

In the meantime, I will get recording some ridiculous cover songs such as Cake Song (yeah, the Lazytown song) as well as some original content (I found a stash of riffs that I wrote ages ago, and now I'm very happy).

If I get my ass off FIFA 11 that is.



It's so fucking addicting.
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Saturday, May 15, 2010

All-Star Baseball 2000

Current mood: giddy

Shit is intense.





Get it. At least on an emulator. It freezes quite often, but shit is intense. Well worth the freeze sessions. >_>
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Thursday, May 13, 2010

I'm not gonna write you a love blog

Because blogs are not about love, dear.

Now shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich before I whack you with this baseball bat.


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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber

Current mood: The 'meh' mood.

Miley Cyrus


Her dad was better. Her annoying songs are annoying, period. She has some nice pop stuff, but I haven't really heard enough of her piano ballad stuff for me to say 'Miley Cyrus is a fucking sellout and has done shit for music'. Because I don't think so. But her dad was a better musician and she also has some strange looking teeth.

The Jonas Brothers


I don't mind their stuff at all. The only thing that really bothers me is Nick Jonas' voice, he sounds like he has a blocked nose. But their stuff is really catchy and at times, fun. The only reason why I don't have any of their stuff in my iPod is because a) Nick Jonas' voice and b) my main computer broke down.

Besides, I think a lot of people would crave to look like Nick Jonas.

Justin Bieber


Ehh. Pretty good singer, it's just that his nuts haven't dropped when it should have several years ago. I just don't like the fact that he thinks 'he's all that' when he asked out Rihanna, and the fact that he's Usher's prodigy. Usher, couldn't you have at least waited until he went past puberty? Then maybe he could have been a true star. You've ruined him now, look what most people think of him. Especially on Facebook.

There's my 2 cents, now where's my dollar?

>_>
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Friday, March 12, 2010

Poems about musicians

Just a collection of poems and rhymes about certain musicians.

Yo Taylor Swift,
Imma let you finish
But Beyonce's vid was better
And I'm a gay fish




Let's have some fun
This beat is sick
If you want
You can ride on my disco stick.




Hi, we're scene kids
This shit ain't music
raar raar *scream*
We don't need to prove it



Hi, I'm Axl
As you can already see
I was in a great band
Now it's just me.




Hi, I'm Justin
I can sing really good pop
The only thing is
My balls won't drop.




My guitar playing skills
It will rip off your head
I can't play anymore, though
Because I'm dead.




You play guitar?
Your skills are poo.
Don't talk to me, please.
I'm better than you.




My lyrics are godly
From heaven, newly risen
I play guitar well
But I'm stuck in prison.


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Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Hey Slash, why don't you reassmeble VR again?

I like Velvet Revolver. You don't like 'em? Take your opinions elsewhere, I'm not interested in what you think about VR

Here's a list of singers that I believe would be a great frontman for Velvet Revolver.



Myles Kennedy (Alter Bridge)
His voice is simply amazing. Did I tell you it's also fucking amazing? Yeah, amazing. He makes Scott Weiland like a druggie prisoner. Oh wait..



Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age, Them Crooked Vultures)
I like his voice. It would give VR a new sound. We've seen him do awesome with Them Crooked Vultures. We should probably rule him out, though. He's busy enough already.



Axl Rose (Guns N' Roses)
....>_>



Chris Cornell (Soundgarden, Audioslave)
He was actually rumoured to be VR's frontman at one point. This had me thinking that VR would sound amazing with him on board. Just a thought. Plus his last solo album made me throw up, he needs to make up for it.



Gary Cherone (Extreme, and a short period as Van Halen's frontman)
You heard the man sing More Than Words, but have you seen him do rock vocals? He's very powerful. Listen to Play With Me and Without You to see his voice in full action. I think he's a good candidate. I haven't seen him around lately at all.




Izzy Stradlin (rhythm guitar for Guns N' Roses)
Why not? He's not a bad singer (listen to his solo album and Double Talkin' Jive) and we can throw Dave out. Nothing against Dave, I just miss the old GnR lineup. Speaking of which...



Duff McKagan (bassist for Guns N' Roses)
He's not a bad singer either. You've probably heard him doing awesome backup vocals in many GnR songs. He's also got his own band, Duff McKagan's Loaded. He's the frontman of that band and he sounds mint. Why not use him as singer for VR? Use your head, Slash. Take your hat off.



Pickles the Drummer (Dethklok, Snakes N' Barrels [note: not real])
He looks (and sounds) just like Axl. Pity he doesn't exist. Oh well.
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Friday, February 05, 2010

I'm Asian

Thread clicky.

You lot wouldn't last long when we take over the world.
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