Guitar Tabs | Updates | News | Reviews | Interviews | Columns | Lessons | Community | Forums | Contests | UG.TV | My Profile
Ultimate-Guitar.Com - Over 200,000 guitar, bass, guitar pro and power tabs. Guitar community.
Chocolate, fireworks, puppies, lesbians and cancer blog
Sign-in or register NOW!

break-me-in

Subscribe!
Contacting break-me-in
Send message Forward
Add to friends Favorites
Add to group Block user
 Who gave a Kudo :
frusciante_50 (2)
The.new.guy (2)
guitargurl317 (2)
steve_muse (2)
mentalrazorback (2)
Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Chocolate, fireworks, puppies, lesbians and cancer

Current mood: decidedly indecisive

Views: 158
Comments: 8
What do these things have in common? They're all in the title of my blog. Other than that, not much. You see, it was basically a ploy to lure you here. And I can only assume it's worked. If you wanted a more accurate title: When I'm famous (Tomorrow) was the original one. This is just something I came out with on a whim in conversation, and I liked it, so I thought I'd keep it somewhere. Author's Note aside, begin my actual blog. I was perusing the comments section of a Google-found news article concerning Bloc Party's new album when I came across the following statement:
 
"I think Bloc Party need to focus on what they do well, and not throw in the kitchen sink when they’re recording an album."
Fair play to this guy.
But...
If I ever record an album, I will have an arbitrary track full of squealing noises called "Kitchen Sink", possibly recorded after injecting various drugs that are not yet invented into my fragile eyeballs.
And it will be declared by know-it-all critics and indie kids alike to be innovative and arty, and I can swear ferociously at interviewers when they ask me about it, before completely denouncing all my own songs and playing a set made up of only b-sides and covers of obscure punk bands that have all been locked in mental institutes in France.
 :dance: This is the plain of existence on which rockstars dwell!
12:36 pm - 8 comments - 10 Kudos - Report!
Comments
frusciante_50 wrote on Aug 27th, 2008 1:49am

Sounds like a winning ploy to me.

quote

frusciante_50 wrote on Aug 27th, 2008 1:49am

Have some kudos.

quote

webbtje wrote on Sep 7th, 2008 5:59pm

I think I love you.

quote

break-me-ina wrote on Sep 13th, 2008 7:09pm

I think I love me too...

:p:

In all seriousness, thanks for the comments. :)

quote

The.new.guy wrote on Oct 5th, 2008 7:21pm

I was lured by something that explodes and something sexual...Kudos to you!

quote

guitargurl317 wrote on Dec 17th, 2008 12:04am

tht is the greatest ploy in the history of ploys!!! double kudos!!!!

quote

steve_muse wrote on Dec 24th, 2008 12:40am

You're blogs are actually interesting to read. Cheers.

quote

mentalrazorback wrote on Jan 5th, 2009 5:30pm

Sounds like a good plan to me...

quote

Post your comment
Expand

About

Help/FAQ

Terms of Use

Privacy Policy

RSS Feeds  

Site Map

Link To Us

Tell A Friend

Advertising Info

Job Opportunities

Contact Us

DMCA

Ultimate-Guitar.Com ©