Chocolate, fireworks, puppies, lesbians and cancer
Current mood: decidedly indecisive
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What do these things have in common? They're all in the title of my blog. Other than that, not much. You see, it was basically a ploy to lure you here. And I can only assume it's worked. If you wanted a more accurate title: When I'm famous (Tomorrow) was the original one. This is just something I came out with on a whim in conversation, and I liked it, so I thought I'd keep it somewhere. Author's Note aside, begin my actual blog.I was perusing the comments section of a Google-found news article concerning Bloc Party's new album when I came across the following statement:
"I think Bloc Party need to focus on what they do well, and not throw in the kitchen sink when they’re recording an album." Fair play to this guy. But... If I ever record an album, I will have an arbitrary track full of squealing noises called "Kitchen Sink", possibly recorded after injecting various drugs that are not yet invented into my fragile eyeballs. And it will be declared by know-it-all critics and indie kids alike to be innovative and arty, and I can swear ferociously at interviewers when they ask me about it, before completely denouncing all my own songs and playing a set made up of only b-sides and covers of obscure punk bands that have all been locked in mental institutes in France. This is the plain of existence on which rockstars dwell!