Sitting in my office chair, pretending to work at my summer job, preparing for my fantasy football draft I'm contemplating whether or not (probably not) anyone will actually read a blog. Congratulations to the few who do read this, I will be slightly less inclined to rip your spine out your ass.
On second thought, since your reading this, I won't rip your spine out your ass. And seeing as a great deal of you are fellow musicians, I have very few beefs with you. Mmmm beef.
Personally I rather dislike the idea of an online community. I constantly ridicule my friends using MySpace or Facebook as anti-social, Star Trek nerds. Why? Because I'm 6'4 and few people are guttsy enough to say anything back. Also, I like to do something all these tech-nerds hate: socialize, albiet usually quite drunk.
So why blog? Because I need another outlet for my experiences and ways to cull my extreme boredom. If anyone in the only community gives me flack, I can ignore them, my friends, well I'd actually have to do something about.
Does anyone read this? Perhaps
Does anyone care? Doubtful
Do I care? No
Will I write another blog? Unfortunately yes
Would Randy be upset if you gave him a cheeseburger?
....well no, but who wouldn't want a cheeseburger?*
Anyway, peace bitches till I return from the abyss
*I myself not being a cheeseburger locker cannot comment on the dietary needs or patterns of others. Even fat gutted, assistant trailer park supervisors.