I had a really muffed up dream last night. I "broke up" with one of my best friends (not gay, just what we say around here) then my stepdad bought me a bass guitar package if I would hang out with him again. When I agreed, my friend came over to jam and completely fucked up my bass amp, but I forgave him. We then went to the movies, which caught fire in the middle of our movie, so we called our friend who works at Pizza Hut (which is about a block away from our movie theater). It turns out he had just gotten a school bus for delivering pizzas (yeah, the big big yellow kind) and he wanted to road trip. So we stayed up all night, road tripping, and eventually picked up a hitchhiker who was george w bush's old room mate back when "W" did drugs and stuff. We follow his directions and he takes us to this apartment building in the middle of a lake (we just drive through the lake, dreaming ftw) and we have to scale this big assed wall to get in. Once we finally do, we realize that george bush had still been paying for the rent and electricity to this place for 20+ years, and nothing has been touched. The hitchhiker convinces us to look for their old drug stash, and after searchig, I find a few weed pipes and hitters. I steal a one-hitter bat and keep searching for the drugs. We never find any. After a few hours, we begin to search the rest of the building (supposedly there is no one there) to find several other apartments occupied by a mother and son, a methhead, and old people. We eventually leave the building, taking a different route towards home, and we cut through this farmer's field. We hear a bunch of screaming, so like idiots we stop the bus and listen in. We all get out, armed with random things like pieces of steel and big springs and other random junk on the bus. We walk to find this big shed, with an open top and big doors on all sides. Inside the shed there are dead bodies hanging by hooks in their necks with bite marks all over them. In the corner, there is a small, black haired woman leaned over either laughing hysterically or crying, while trying to eat this dead person. We all go and try to beat the shit out of her with our weapons, but she has this tongue that extends with barbed wire. She attempts to hit us with it, succeding when she aims for the hitchhiker, who collapses to the ground with a deep gash in his back. He collapses to the ground and she runs away at cheetah speed. We were all sitting there speechless, until the pizza hut guy/bus driver calls his dad. His dad doesn't believe him about anything, until the hitchhiker cries in pain. His dad reports the authorties, and we get the hell out of there to go home, and on the way, we grab some Denny's.
Don't ask where the fuck this came from, I guess my brain. It was ahell of atrip, maaan. I only wish I still had Geore Bush's one hitter.
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