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Lokki Saints wrote on Mar 24th, 2011 3:22am

axeslash wrote on Mar 23rd, 2011 at 7:25am :
Good to see all that time you spent in the punk scene allowed you to poorly play imitation Iron Maiden.

Glad to see how well controversey brings the trolls to my page uninvited lol! What does my youth spent days in the punk scene have to do with what I can play on guitar?
If I wanted to imitate Murray or Smith's styles it would be very elementary dear young lad as obviously there is a video on my page of me performing Malmsteen. Oh, and if that ain't enough for ya, there are some videos of me covering plenty of old school punk too. I'll be posting those tonight ;)

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molly bee wrote on Dec 14th, 2010 5:42am

I'm back bitches!!! I miss this place

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MisspentYouth wrote on Sep 3rd, 2010 5:26am

axeslash wrote on Aug 31st, 2010 at 10:27pm :
I don't remember drunk texting you but hey sounds like something I would do because I'm cool like that and all the ladies love me.


Hehe, you so crazy.

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MisspentYouth wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 4:47am

axeslash wrote on Aug 28th, 2010 at 1:33am :
Hey you. Get in chat more. IRC it up man.


I'll try now that I'm in college and super punx and stuff.

And I just remembered that you drunk texted me like three weeks ago but I had lost my phone charger so I didn't want to respond to save battery and I never did and now I feel bad even though you most likely don't remember.

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Cedence wrote on Aug 19th, 2010 7:09am

axeslash wrote on May 10th, 2010 at 1:57am :
Hey man, what's with the 1 star rating on my Lemuria tab?

I've never even seen it to be honest, I must have clicked something by mistake. Looks correct to me, so consider it fixed!

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Thought_Vomit wrote on Jun 24th, 2010 8:16pm

wats an iron maiden? are they a metal band. I love teh metal.

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Thought_Vomit wrote on Jun 22nd, 2010 8:04pm

your profile makes me want to sell my body on the side of the street. I CAN'T HELP BEING A SUPERHERO HARLOT.

CHARLOTTE THE HARLOT. LET ME SEE YOUR BLOOD.

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Swap-Meet wrote on May 17th, 2010 8:26pm

you should make a tab for Let's Get Drunk - Dayglo Abortions ;)

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hatexxxcrew666 wrote on Jan 17th, 2010 2:37am

fag why did you use your mom for everything in your interests?
haven't used that joke since '04

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Greenfinger182 wrote on Dec 3rd, 2009 11:50pm

axeslash wrote on Dec 3rd, 2009 at 4:20pm :
You visited my profile.

I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!
If the authorities aren't on my doorstep, you don't know what I've done.

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sargasm wrote on Oct 25th, 2009 7:01am

Out of curiosity - Did I discover Contra La Contra through you? Because that band fucking slays and I need to figure out where I first heard them.

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punkforlife93 wrote on Aug 17th, 2009 1:27am

You don't understand much of what I write because you're a shallow tool with bad grammatical skills.

And with that, I bid you farewell.

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punkforlife93 wrote on Aug 15th, 2009 4:50pm

Actually, you at least base some extensions of your personality upon your musical tastes, or you wouldn't be extending to me this hatred and willingness to do sexual things to me for an entire night.

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punkforlife93 wrote on Aug 14th, 2009 11:34pm

Oh, I see. You're one of the p0nx kids. Fatties like you just wanna fuck everything in sight. Well, for the record, any and all sodomizing of me via teh interwebz will be ignored with all due haste. Enjoi!

And for the record, Bad Religion can suck my balls.

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punkforlife93 wrote on Aug 13th, 2009 11:48pm

axeslash wrote on Aug 12th, 2009 at 4:02am :
You're so god damn edgy I just wanna fellate you all night long.


Eh...wat?

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huevos wrote on Jul 28th, 2009 5:53am

THAT LAST COMMENT WASN'T AN ORIGINAL PART OF MY FAREWELL SPEECH. JUST FOUND IT FUNNY.
GET MY NAME OUT YO MOUTH, YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

PART 2 (of my original speech):
There's no real purpose to do that either.
What is this accomplishing? Nothing. What has been accomplished with all the squablbing? Nada.
It's gone full circle multiple times. I'm going to officially resign; you will send a message gloating about yet another "cop out". I'll save you trouble and tell you that you're political mantra is...hell, I don't think you even care about politics. Seems like you value posturing and perception more. I guess you could say that is politics.
Tangent aside, I'm letting go.
I think a laconic, Spartan styled response would be appropiate to this behemoth of a counter coMment(s).
If you fuck that up, I'll be mad. This is pRetty easy. The breadCrumbs ARe perfecTly sEt up, constellations aligned, ducks in a Row, etc.
Happy Holidays!

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huevos wrote on Jul 28th, 2009 5:46am

Sonic240 wrote on Jul 6th, 2009 at 3:24am :
Why the hell do you argue with almost everyone on the forum?? dont be such a asshole and get a life, ever been outside?


Some one say irony?
BTW, I used to be all about troo punking and that shit. I'm like a neo-con; liberals are easy to offend when you know the inner workings of their mentality.
You see what I'm getting at.

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huevos wrote on Jul 28th, 2009 5:42am

axeslash wrote on Jul 27th, 2009 at 2:24am :
YOU REPLIED TO MY COMMENT IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS WHAT DO YOU HAVE NO LIFE?


THIS WAS ORIGINALLY ONE MESSAGE, BUT TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY, AS BIGGIE SMALLS WOULD SAY...

You're just recycling my retorts now. Is that they way of the troo punk?
It's all time honored traditions and incessant, inbred ideology with y'all.

But alas, you are correct. I have no life. I guess we're both in the same boat now.

In all seriousness, this has been a weak cathartic release. Idk why I continued it for so long. You won't let it go. I won't either. Probably tickled you're phunny bone (that's intentional, don't worry) for a while. It did for me.
But this is reaching neurotic/narcissitic levels of madness and self-depravation. It's becoming a ritual. We could keep this up for weeks, months, hell, even years.

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huevos wrote on Jul 27th, 2009 6:37am

axeslash wrote on Jul 26th, 2009 at 10:16pm :
Dodging the issue at hand... very nice. I congratulate you on having the courage to openly post this on the internet for everyone to see. Many people aren't willing to publicly display their ignorance with such pride.


Given that I don't associate with most or any of these people IRL, ok. I guess that does take courage. And even if I did, what would it matter? I'm trying to remain objective here, but at the same time, I'm fucking around as much as possible.

You may need a reality check. The internet is a silly place; taking it seriously is boring and pointless.

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huevos wrote on Jul 26th, 2009 8:06pm

axeslash wrote on Jul 23rd, 2009 at 11:09pm :
Oooooooooh boy. Another person who cops out after they found out childish offensive jokes don't work. Neat. Nothing I love more than predictable assholes.


No wonder you're so conceited and self-absorbed...

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