axeslash

axeslash wrote on Dec 3rd, 2009 at 4:20pm : You visited my profile. I KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

If the authorities aren't on my doorstep, you don't know what I've done.

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Out of curiosity - Did I discover Contra La Contra through you? Because that band fucking slays and I need to figure out where I first heard them.

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You don't understand much of what I write because you're a shallow tool with bad grammatical skills.

And with that, I bid you farewell.

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Actually, you at least base some extensions of your personality upon your musical tastes, or you wouldn't be extending to me this hatred and willingness to do sexual things to me for an entire night.

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Oh, I see. You're one of the p0nx kids. Fatties like you just wanna fuck everything in sight. Well, for the record, any and all sodomizing of me via teh interwebz will be ignored with all due haste. Enjoi!

And for the record, Bad Religion can suck my balls.

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axeslash wrote on Aug 12th, 2009 at 4:02am : You're so god damn edgy I just wanna fellate you all night long.

Eh...wat?

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THAT LAST COMMENT WASN'T AN ORIGINAL PART OF MY FAREWELL SPEECH. JUST FOUND IT FUNNY.
GET MY NAME OUT YO MOUTH, YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

PART 2 (of my original speech):
There's no real purpose to do that either.
What is this accomplishing? Nothing. What has been accomplished with all the squablbing? Nada.
It's gone full circle multiple times. I'm going to officially resign; you will send a message gloating about yet another "cop out". I'll save you trouble and tell you that you're political mantra is...hell, I don't think you even care about politics. Seems like you value posturing and perception more. I guess you could say that is politics.
Tangent aside, I'm letting go.
I think a laconic, Spartan styled response would be appropiate to this behemoth of a counter coMment(s).
If you fuck that up, I'll be mad. This is pRetty easy. The breadCrumbs ARe perfecTly sEt up, constellations aligned, ducks in a Row, etc.
Happy Holidays!

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Sonic240 wrote on Jul 6th, 2009 at 3:24am : Why the hell do you argue with almost everyone on the forum?? dont be such a asshole and get a life, ever been outside?

Some one say irony?
BTW, I used to be all about troo punking and that shit. I'm like a neo-con; liberals are easy to offend when you know the inner workings of their mentality.
You see what I'm getting at.

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axeslash wrote on Jul 27th, 2009 at 2:24am : YOU REPLIED TO MY COMMENT IN LESS THAN 48 HOURS WHAT DO YOU HAVE NO LIFE?

THIS WAS ORIGINALLY ONE MESSAGE, BUT TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY, AS BIGGIE SMALLS WOULD SAY...

You're just recycling my retorts now. Is that they way of the troo punk?
It's all time honored traditions and incessant, inbred ideology with y'all.

But alas, you are correct. I have no life. I guess we're both in the same boat now.

In all seriousness, this has been a weak cathartic release. Idk why I continued it for so long. You won't let it go. I won't either. Probably tickled you're phunny bone (that's intentional, don't worry) for a while. It did for me.
But this is reaching neurotic/narcissitic levels of madness and self-depravation. It's becoming a ritual. We could keep this up for weeks, months, hell, even years.

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axeslash wrote on Jul 26th, 2009 at 10:16pm : Dodging the issue at hand... very nice. I congratulate you on having the courage to openly post this on the internet for everyone to see. Many people aren't willing to publicly display their ignorance with such pride.

Given that I don't associate with most or any of these people IRL, ok. I guess that does take courage. And even if I did, what would it matter? I'm trying to remain objective here, but at the same time, I'm fucking around as much as possible.

You may need a reality check. The internet is a silly place; taking it seriously is boring and pointless.

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axeslash wrote on Jul 23rd, 2009 at 11:09pm : Oooooooooh boy. Another person who cops out after they found out childish offensive jokes don't work. Neat. Nothing I love more than predictable assholes.

No wonder you're so conceited and self-absorbed...

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axeslash wrote on Jul 21st, 2009 at 6:08pm : First off, it was actually a bit longer than usual, and second off nice try at making me seem like the obsessed internet arguer. Try harder. Anyways, as I was saying, stop trying to insult me, you aren't very good at it and stock "I wish you were dead because yer dumb lolz" attacks went outta style some time around when we all turned 12.

Another response the day after I respond. This will keep going on, I know it.
I didn't mean no direct ill-will; that was more of a replusive remark that was supposed to, well, get you off my back.
But now that you mention it...

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axeslash wrote on Jul 20th, 2009 at 12:29am : I was wondering why I hadn't head a "witty" remark back from you. Seems you're too inept to figure out the comment system. Oh well.

Actually, I left before I managed to send this to your page as well.
There were longer gaps of time before I responded to previous comments, so I guess that means you're lurking my page extensively. Says a lot about you.

Here's the original msg:
I feel horrible. Mein trollz skillz r weaksauce.
I was kinda hoping you were born yesterday; fetal necrophilia gets me hard. Furfaggotry is softcore porn compared to, well you know, the whole dead
baby thing.

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Deewd Suburban Decay is a bad ass song. I wish I had a program on my computer to throw some vocals down thats a cool song that given some work could be killer.

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axeslash wrote on Jul 11th, 2009 at 9:18pm : You said you were trolling when you said this: "I was expecting more bawwwing. Well, nice talking to you, I've milked this cow for all it's worth." gb2/gaia

Touche. Gaia is for fags, ED is the real shit brah.
What I meant was lulzcow. It was more for general amusement, not just trolling.

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axeslash wrote on Jul 11th, 2009 at 7:36am : I enjoyed it as well. I've never seen anyone troll so terribly yet still claim victory.

Who said I was the one trolling?
If anything, I accused you of being a troll!

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axeslash wrote on Jul 10th, 2009 at 12:06am : And yet another cop out. You think I'm a cool dude? Jesus Christ, you really can't lie worth a damn can you?

Compromise is good sometimes, but I was just doing that for the lulz. It was sardonic response.
I was expecting more bawwwing. Well, nice talking to you, I've milked this cow for all it's worth.

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axeslash wrote on Jul 6th, 2009 at 12:41am : You spent 3 comments insulting me. You can play the whole "I don't care I was just pointing out your bad arguments" card but your actions kind of contradict that. A lot. Oh, and it's libel, not slander.

Libel! Slander sounded a little off tbh.
I wasn't going for "IDC, pointing out bad agruments", it was more about defending my past statements about LoC, elitist punk views, and the like.
It is the internet, so it's not very important in the overall scheme of things either way.
It is a little contradicting, but it's to show how seriously I was taking this squabble. You seem like a cool dude, although you're a jackass. haha

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Why the hell do you argue with almost everyone on the forum?? dont be such a asshole and get a life, ever been outside?

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I was debating within the confines of logic. I did go outside of it for a dose of slandering, but most of your points
are completely unfounded and unreasonable; at times, just pure, venomous slander.
I didn't say I was better than you. Maybe you have some sort of paranoid inferiority complex or general insecurities?
Because I really never said that once. I was just arguing with you about your vague rantings and shooting them down.
You're statements are very contradictory, which is all that needed to be said.

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