I think I'm in love with a girl from my high school.
Alas, I'm in college in a different state.
...And there's also the small problem that I'm sort of "dating" an ex basically so she doesn't off herself. At least until she can find another man to leech off of, I guess.
How did I get myself into this mess?
Gah, I'm drunk and I didn't even finish my screwdriver. I'm such a teetotaler these days.
I already have to deal with Myspace trying too hard to have IM like Facebook, and now every time I check my profile on here, I have to deal with that annoying-ass bar that doesn't fit in with the page at all?
No good, Team UG, no good. At least try to make it blend in, eh? Please?
Okay, so I know I can't expect anyone in the Pit to have any sort of understanding of grammar, but I'm constantly seeing people calling each other "close minded." And maybe it's because I have OCD, but it really bothers me. I've even seen intelligent, well thought-out posts that completely lose all meaning by using it.
It's closed minded. As opposed to having an "open" mind. Close minded would be the opposite of...I don't know, having a far mind?
And yes, I know what you're thinking: "Holy shit, is he serious? He's flipping a nut because of a 'd?' Is he batshit crazy?" Well, believe it. It makes a huge difference in what you're trying to say.
I'm not saying "Hey. You leave off the D, you're a supertard." I'm just saying know what you're actually referring to. Like the difference between "I could care less," and "I couldn't care less."
And thus commences my rant for the day. Maybe I'll just start blogging here instead of Myspace. Nobody uses Myspace anymore anyway.