Here are some jokes that I thought were pretty good that you can enjoy.
1. What do you call Photographers who chase dogs...Puparazzi
2. What does a ninja drink...Wah-tah
3. What does a gay horse eat...heeeeey
4. What animal DONT you wanna play cards with...a cheetah
5. What animal talks the most...a yack
6. Rob and Tom apply for the same job. They take a writen test. "you both got the same number of questions wrong," the HR person tells them, "but Rob gets the job." "If we both got the same number of guestions wrong, how come he gets the job?" Tom ask. "well," says the HR person, "one of his incorrect answers was better than yours." "Whoa, how can that be?" "for problem number 46, Rob wrote, "I dont know." you wrote, "Me either."
7. A garden center customer picks up a container of insecticide and ask tha salesperson, "Is this good for red ants?" "No," says the salesperson. "It'll kill 'em"
8. When a lonely frog consults a fortune-teller, he's told not to worry. "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl," she says, "And she will want to know everything about you." "Thats great!" says the exsited frog. "When will I meet her?" "Next semester," says the psychic, "in biology class"
9. After returning home from training, our friend's son told us about some of the interesting people he'd met, including one guy nicknamed airborne. "Do the guys call him airborne because he wants to be a paratrooper?" his mother asked. "No, thats not it," said her son. " He got that name cuz on his first night, he fell out of the bunk."
10. An elderly man went to the doctors office and told the doctor he was having some awful chest pains the past few days. The doctor look him over a little bit and finaley said, " I see the problem, You should try loosening your belt."
11. Why DIDNT the skeleton go to the movies...He didnt have no BODY to go with.
This is a song that I wrote for my ex. It's brand new I finaley finished it yesterday (which was April 12.)
"If I Could Go Back"
Intro: C G Am F
Verse 1: C G I still remember it like yesterday Am F When you left me to stand alone C G I felt as if the world was crashing on me Am F And I'd never make it home
Pre-Chorus: Am G F Am G F What did I ever say, to make you wanna leave
Chorus 1: C G Am G F If I could go back to those days when we where together C G Am There are some things I wouldnt have said G F And maybe you would have stayed with me C G Am G F If I could go back to those days when we where together C G Am There are some things I wouldnt have done G F C G Am-G-F And maybe you would have stayed with me
Verse 2: C G I did everything I could to get you to stay Am F But you'd brush off everything I'd say C G It's so hard to get through these days Am F I've missed you and my world ain't been the same
Pre-Chorus 2: Am G F Am G F What did I ever do, to make you wanna leave
Chorus 1: C G Am G F If I could go back to those days when we where together C G Am There are some things I wouldnt have said G F And maybe you would have stayed with me C G Am G F If I could go back to those days when we where together C G Am There are some things I wouldnt have done G F And maybe you would have stayed with me
Lead Solo: C G Am-G-F - C G Am-G-F
Bridge: Dm Bb I'm sorry for all the things I said to you F C That I can't take back Dm Bb F C I loved those days when you where with me Dm Eb F Aw come on now, Come back please_____
Chorus 2: (key change) D A Bm A G If I could go back to those days when we where together D A Bm There are some things I wouldnt have said A G And maybe you would have stayed with me D A Bm A G If I could go back to those days when we where together D A Bm There are some things I wouldnt have done A G D A Bm-A-G And maybe you would have stayed with me______ D A Bm-A-G yeah, if I could go back________ D A Bm-A-G I wish I could go back______
Outro: D A I still remember it like yesterday Bm G (let ring) When you left me to stand alone
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