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These are actual labels I found around the internet

Bic Lighter- Ignite lighter away from face.

Komatsu Floodlight- This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark. (NO WAY!)

Mattress- Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Matches- Caution: Contents may catch fire.

RCA Television Remote Control- Not Dishwasher Safe

Air Conditioner- Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Slush Puppy Cup- This ice may be cold

Heinz Ketchup- Instructions: Put on food

Korean kitchen knife- Warning keep out of children

Blanket from taiwan- not to be used as protection from a tornado

Infant's bathtub- Do not throw baby out with bath water.

Knife sharpening stone- Warning: knives are sharp!

Electric Cattle Prod- For use on animals only.

Shipment of hammers- May be harmful if swallowed.

Manual for an SGI computer- Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

Car Manual- In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors.

T.V. manual- Do not pour liquids into your television set.