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Saturday, August 25, 2007

If you are between the ages of 11 and 16...

Current mood: bitchy

Views: 824
Comments: 53
YOU SUCK.
 
Perhaps not the most intelligent of insults, but it captures the truth quite well.
 
Quite often I've had to deal with these "children" in life, or online, and had to cope with their self-centered, dim-witted, irrational behaviour. You've probably seen them. You're probably one of 'em.
 
Their reaction to other people online... is simply astounding. They manifest this illusion that they're actually worth more than a piece of shit, and begin to assault the well-being of others. This is probably shown best through the ever-so-common asshole who appears on online forums, games, and the like. Know who I'm talking about?
 
The only comfort I can find in dealing with these people is knowing that somewhere out there, a man exists in his real world. This man has the highest intentions of knocking him around the room a bit. As well, perhaps his parents engage in intercourse in front of his (few) friends. Maybe, just maybe... he is that orange-haired, puke-infested jerk you see handing out desperate, pathetic hand-made love-letters to oblivious grade-school girls.
 
That would take a load off my mind. :(
11:11 am - 53 comments - 8 Kudos - Report!
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Dinkydaisy wrote on Aug 26th, 2007 6:32am

You're so melodramatic. Shut up for once.

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Shard Heilia wrote on Aug 26th, 2007 10:21am

This is extremely insulting to people who fall into my age group. I take extreme amounts of offense at this, and will now proceed to return to what I was doing before I wasted 4 minutes of my life reading this garbage.

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C.C. Deville wrote on Aug 26th, 2007 10:39am

i love you

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gtrhero93 wrote on Aug 26th, 2007 10:53am

well, well, well. look who's being the UG Douchebag now. maybe you aren't aware of this (probably because you're to busy searching for more stereotypes to make up), but it's not just 11-16 year olds who "assault the well-being of others", rather almost everyone on UG, and very often, those being harrased did and/or asked something very stupid.

If i were to come up with a reason as to why you would write such a blog, they would be a)you were born a jack ass and find satisfaction in bitching about others, b)you were recently harassed on a UG forum after asking the dumbest question in the world. i believe it to be the latter, although, there is a great possibility you could be a jackass.

and if it is the latter, that makes you the self-centered, dim-witted, irrational piece of shit.

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grungeisdeaduk wrote on Aug 26th, 2007 1:38pm

aww you had a troubled childhood didn't you? haha bless

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third-eye wrote on Aug 26th, 2007 2:05pm

shut up, you were 11-16 at some time too.

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wholovesthesun wrote on Aug 26th, 2007 2:58pm

Quite the hypocrite aren't you?

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AthenasGhost wrote on Aug 26th, 2007 4:20pm

I'm pretty sure you should be put in the class with those people. Read my blog.

http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/AthenasGhost/bl og/965/

Oh btw, I'm 15, and probably more mature than you.

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AthenasGhost wrote on Aug 26th, 2007 4:21pm

http://profile.ultimate-guitar.com/AthenasGhost/bl og/965/

There was an error in my other link

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Zukaa wrote on Aug 26th, 2007 8:03pm

Chillax a tad, kids. I was only kidding around. :rolleyes:

You're so melodramatic. Shut up for once.


You're kind of annoying sometimes, you know. Nosey, too. :(

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SomeoneYouKnew wrote on Aug 26th, 2007 8:10pm

Cynical much?

Of course there are too many little wankers out there that have too much time on their hands, too little guidance, too little responsibility and too many undeserved privileges. Their bevaviour is attrocious. They learn it from their equally bratty peers. It seems like they're everywhere ...... but they're not.

You, of all people, should know that idiots are extremely obvious, but they don't represent all the normal ones who are quietly going about trying to get through their tween/teen years. There are plenty of them who are well on their way to becoming decent, functioning adults. I've met some of them right here on UG .... even in the Pit!

Stereotyping ALL people because of their age is wrong, even if there are far too many that fit those undesirable descriptions you cited. It belittles the courageous ones who are fighting the peer-pressure and doing it right.

I've had some enjoyable convos with you, and I think this is beneath you. I hope this is just a rant because of extreme frustration, and not who you are becoming. I'd like to continue to consider you as a friend, but not this person, whoever she is. Please shed her from your life. If you can't I'll miss you.

PM me if you need to talk/vent.

<3
SYK

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NovemberRain273 wrote on Aug 27th, 2007 12:54am

Meanie :(

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GuitaristSnake wrote on Aug 27th, 2007 3:09am

People like you don't have lives...Unlike a lot of kids my age...all you probably do is sit in front of this computer trying to find out a way to make the world a worse place than it already is...but that's ok...because were're already doomed...so keep bringing on darkness and evil apon us...we'll be waiting.

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Dinkydaisy wrote on Aug 27th, 2007 10:43am

I couldn't care less if you found me annoying or nosey. I keep my opinions about you to myself.

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|Guitarhead| wrote on Aug 27th, 2007 6:18pm

i cant say much that hasnt already been said here. except ur an ageist little git.

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Cied Shredder wrote on Aug 27th, 2007 10:34pm

I find this blog incredibly ironic and almost hypocritical.

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CarouselAdam wrote on Aug 28th, 2007 11:15am

You are one angry 10-year-old.

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rockmachine666 wrote on Aug 28th, 2007 3:42pm

lol. lol lol lol. my my u ARE in a bitchy mood.

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Damone_player07 wrote on Aug 28th, 2007 4:53pm

Oh really? I used to think you were halfway decent....
If this is your opinion on teenagers, I'd really love to hear what you have to say about the rest of the human race.
Oh, and I wouldn't be calling Hannah nosy, (as much as she doesn't care I'm still saying this),cause all I ever see is:
*reported*
*reported*
*reported*
*reported*
*reported*
*reported*
*reported*
*reported*
*reported*
*reported*
*reported*
*reported*
*reported*
*reported*
Also, not all of us teens are like that image you described above. Some of us know what maturity is.




...
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D'you?

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Conky420 wrote on Aug 28th, 2007 8:53pm

=[

wait, between? if not counting 16, im safe, if counting, im an exception...right erin? =[

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Conky420 wrote on Aug 28th, 2007 8:55pm

and holy shit, calm the fuck down guys, did you not see she said IT WAS A JOKE? tards.

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hghwaychile wrote on Aug 28th, 2007 11:42pm

man im glad guys dont gotta deal with period rage...

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PerpetualBurn wrote on Aug 29th, 2007 3:08am

I'm not attacking this blog specifically, but to be honest...In my life I have come across more bitching about 12 year olds acting like idiots than actual 12 year olds who act like idiots. NOTE* I don't visit 4chan, so maybe my views are skewed.

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Nazi zaschzi wrote on Aug 29th, 2007 11:20am

yeah... have to say shut the fuck up

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x/taluha wrote on Aug 29th, 2007 12:43pm

well i just turned 17 to :D

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Conky420 wrote on Aug 29th, 2007 2:17pm

too*

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Raziel2p wrote on Aug 29th, 2007 2:28pm

I actually have to agree. It feels like before around the time I turned 17, I had no brain. Or I had one, but certainly didn't use it.

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kilbie wrote on Aug 29th, 2007 11:54pm

Zuka, That is a very unkind thing to say in your blog. We have all been between the ages of 11 and 16 and at some stage in out lives and many of us are still in that stage in our life. Yes, it is true that many people here that are between those ages are anoying, find entertainment in icy hot and buttsex, and are constantly proving they are idiots. Although not everyone is like that and you should not have made that assumption. Many people here, like you, do not like spammers, and only post to help others or post questions. And you don't have to be 17+ to post things that are helpfull to others, and most under 17's would not appreciate you saying that about them. In future, please think more before you post, and try not to make assumptions or steriotype people.

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blackcossack wrote on Aug 30th, 2007 12:01am

urgh, that's serious stereotyping you loser.

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Kankuro wrote on Aug 30th, 2007 12:13am

*Whew* Past the suck point by one year. :p

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confusius wrote on Aug 30th, 2007 11:13am

No kudos for this. You are be judgemental and generalizing a group the involves lots of people without knowing them all. You talk about us as children but your behaviour is far from mature itself. Grow up a bit and jump of your high horse good Sir. If you are so greatly affected by something as trivial as teenagers on a website I can't imagine when something past the level of your hamster dying happens to you. And yes, I'm 14 and very proud.

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confusius wrote on Aug 30th, 2007 11:30am

you are being* ^

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Conky420 wrote on Aug 30th, 2007 2:32pm

...im assuming no one actually reads the comments she herself posted?

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confusius wrote on Aug 31st, 2007 3:12pm

Well, the blog didn't seem very funny to me, more like a cry for attention. She only said it was a joke after it wasn't taken to kindly.

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arsonite wrote on Sep 2nd, 2007 2:02am

Whoah

/gives chocolate :D

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Leonheart wrote on Sep 4th, 2007 3:27pm

Conky420 wrote on Aug 28th, 2007 8:55pm
and holy shit, calm the fuck down guys, did you not see she said IT WAS A JOKE? tards.

First of all...I don't know how to quote on here.

Second of all, this is the first time I agree more with Kyrl than Evan. Because it doesn't seem like a joke, and even if it was, it sucked.

You can't account every stupid thing you've said to a joke.

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Zukaa wrote on Sep 4th, 2007 6:48pm

It wasn't a "joke". I said "I was only kidding around'. I don't have a problem with 11 to 16 year olds. I used to be 11, 12, 13 etc... Just like all of you have or will be... Unless, of course, you kill yourself over this blog. So to those of you who said...

Hypocrite, Loser, Asshole, etc: Again, I wasn't serious. I can see how people could take this seriously. Because, you know, I'm so evil; I get my pleasure from the misfortune of others. Guess what, guys? THAT WAS A JOKE TOO! In case you couldn't tell. :P

You, Zuka, have no life: You're right. I actually have no life. I literally sit here in my chair 24/7 harassing, insulting, and stereotyping people. I don't have time to eat, so I take my food intravenously.

Seriously though... I do in fact have a life. I live it every day. Most of you don't seem to notice I'm not on UG very often. At all. I go to work, spend the mornings/afternoons and/or evenings with my real life friends (something some of you obviously are unfamiliar with).

It brings a tear to my eye that I actually have to explain this to some of you. Not really though. :(

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myself101 wrote on Sep 5th, 2007 5:24am

:haha:

The blog was clearly tongue and cheak and should be taken lightly.

But the comments were hilarious. I'm glad i checked out your profile Zuka, it gave me a good laugh.

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primusfan wrote on Sep 5th, 2007 5:21pm

i :heart: zuka.

and the rest of you can go eat a dick. :D

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tushmeister wrote on Sep 8th, 2007 3:14pm

Lmao
I don't know whether to be offended (despite being 17 :p ) or to defend you Zuka or attack you or God knows what!
Honestly people
For the most-part she's even quite right, whether it's jokingly or not, there ARE too many young teenage morons floating about, and they detract from you people who claim you're different because your reaction to this seems to make you look as bad as the people your claiming no link too

Gave me a good read though
Kudos to you Zuka :D

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deluxity wrote on Sep 8th, 2007 4:38pm

LMAO



i suck?

*cries bitterly*

how can you start a revolution with a god damn blog?

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Kankuro wrote on Sep 16th, 2007 6:22am

Whew, beat it by a year. :p

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MetalMilitia212 wrote on Oct 19th, 2007 8:58pm

OMG UR A FUKING FAGGOT UR JUST JELUS CUZ WERE SMATUR DEN U WERE

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Jawkster wrote on Oct 24th, 2007 11:20am

"Save The Cheerleader, Save The World"
- Hiro Nakamura

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Zukaa wrote on Nov 3rd, 2007 2:57pm

Again, if anybody stumbles over to this blog, I don't hate 11 to 16 year olds.

It was only my sick unfunny humor. :)

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BoomBazookaJoe wrote on Dec 7th, 2007 1:54pm

I thought it was funny...

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BassB3ast123 wrote on Dec 8th, 2007 1:36pm

i cant believe i just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this piece of shit blog

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GuitarBassDude wrote on Dec 8th, 2007 7:35pm

I RESENT THAT!!!!!!!!
I'm in that age group
so shut up ya piece of $%@!

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RaiLeff wrote on Dec 8th, 2007 10:47pm

This blog sucks

11-16 is one of the best fucking ages
you were there once werent you?

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RockstarGG wrote on Dec 9th, 2007 2:02pm

Shut the fuck up!!! You were 11-16 i=once too! We're not all like that. I know some adults like that. Shut up.

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garden of grey wrote on Dec 24th, 2007 5:19pm

....And you an an anine fan ;)

Telling me if I'm worth a piece of shit? muahahahaha

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En_zed wrote on May 15th, 2008 11:50pm

Don't blame us! Our brains haven't fully developed yet due to our premature age! We don't know the risks of being douches!

Clever journal, though. In saying these things your have enraged the 11-16 year olds of UG to a point where they show the things you have described them as doing in your journal. Nice way to bring about their/our cruel nature =D

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mikko_9119 wrote on May 28th, 2008 4:47pm

[quote u='Zuka' d='Nov 3rd, 2007 2:57pm'] Again, if anybody stumbles over to this blog, I don't hate 11 to 16 year olds. It was only my sick unfunny humor. [/quote] hmm, wasn't that funny

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