Why... Why do some people always try to act intimidating to the bus driver? A couple days ago there was this guy around my age (Eighteen) who was blocking the door from being open. So the bus driver asked him to move over, and he said something like "YOU move over..."
After literally 15 minutes of making myself and everybody else late, the guy finally just left. I then realized he left his wallet on the ground... Suddenly, the Bus Driver notices, and picks it up. He starts walking down the row handing out Credit Cards and cash. Of course, only the people with huge egos grabbed anything, when the Driver shouts: "Whaaaat, I'm too good for yah? Ah? Ah?"
At this point I'm guessing he is drunk. Not by the countless number of tequila bottles stacked up in the waste bin at the front, but by him proceeding to lap dance this 28 year old-ish guy. This guy gets up and grabs the driver's head, shoves it into the window shattering the glass, and walks over to take over the bus. The bus driver gets up and all he does is constantly mutter "Oh boy, Oh boy... no blue jam for Bosco, oh boy..."
As if in perfect GTA fashion, the new Bus Driver accelerates to nearly 120km/h, tearing through the residential areas, barely averting pedestrians, when I hear a shatter at the back of the bus. I turn around to notice Batman, and NONE OTHER THAN Batman! It was naieve of me to think he would help us. He walked over to the front of the bus and dropped a sealed pack of -Illegal Narcotic- on the dashboard. Thinking all was lost, I reached for the only thing I thought could help; my White Panda-Bone Whistle. I blew into it softly, praying; hoping. Batman looked over at me and pointed: "Oh, you piece of shit!!"
The roof of the bus tore completely off, and was thrown some 500 AUs away, as Chuck Norris dropped into the passenger area. He glared at Batman, when all of a sudden, Batman developed Lupus, PKU, Brain Cancer and TB; dying in the process. Chuck reached for the new Bus Driver, grabbing his skull and collapsing his head into the gap between dimensions. "Don't worry, everybody! Everything is going to be fine." Chuck threw a Rune of Portals down onto the ground and started a portal. "Everybody inside!"
I opened my eyes to find myself in some strange town I'd never been to. One of the other passengers said "Good, I need to grab some shit for HBT."
"Where am I, Chuck Norris?" I asked.
"My home town, Shattrath City."
Off in the distance I saw a young man running for his life.
"Y do the dragonkin attk me?"
"Cuz ur a fukin noob, thats y."
This confused me slightly.
"Are we on a private server?" I asked.
"Yes we are, Erin." Chuck mumbled.
"Yes we are..."
Perhaps not the most intelligent of insults, but it captures the truth quite well.
Quite often I've had to deal with these "children" in life, or online, and had to cope with their self-centered, dim-witted, irrational behaviour. You've probably seen them. You're probably one of 'em.
Their reaction to other people online... is simply astounding. They manifest this illusion that they're actually worth more than a piece of shit, and begin to assault the well-being of others. This is probably shown best through the ever-so-common asshole who appears on online forums, games, and the like. Know who I'm talking about?
The only comfort I can find in dealing with these people is knowing that somewhere out there, a man exists in his real world. This man has the highest intentions of knocking him around the room a bit. As well, perhaps his parents engage in intercourse in front of his (few) friends. Maybe, just maybe... he is that orange-haired, puke-infested jerk you see handing out desperate, pathetic hand-made love-letters to oblivious grade-school girls.
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