Hooray!! It is time for me to post yet another blog. Whoop Dee fuckin' Doo. My day has been so boring that I have been here all freakin' day. I barely ate breakfast, and I am hungry as shit. Which brings me to Tonights Topic: Similies using the word "Shit" . People say "Hey man, you're cool as shit." I say, "Well Fuck You". Rude? No. Not by a longshot. They just put me in the same cayegory of said coolness as Shit. I, myself, take that as an insult. Yes, I do use the expression "Hungry as Shit", and do know that it is completely illogical. Shit is not hungry. Here is anohther, "That movie was scary as shit!!". You're cool now. You just admitted that you were physically frightened of feces. Thats pretty fuckin' pathetic. "Nice as shit" is another one of my favorites. "That guitar is nice as shit" they say. I respond with " Well your guitar sounds like a Spider Monkey being raped by a Moose". Rude? No. Over The Edge? Hell Yes. Its things like this, and people who say them without knowing what they mean. BAM!!<><><><>ooouuouaooauu oau ooooooooaooauuaoau. BAM!!><><><>Ow! That fire is cold. Unitl I could kill myself with a spoon from bordom.
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