This is so much fun! Try it. You can put random adjectives in front otf the word Schkitzophranic, and make funny results. Here are some examples, with the results....
Schkitzophranic-Talks to back facing cat, cat says Hi Suicidal Schkitzophranic-Talks to back facing cat, cat's head turns 180* and says "Killyourselfkillyourself" with satan's voice.
Schkitzophranic-Walks around apartmant talking to imaginary friends High Schkitzophranic-Screams and jumps out window, because imaginary friends turned into monsters.
Schkitzophranic-Wants some gloves for his cold imaginary friend Retarded Schkitzophranic-Wants an anal probe to test his imaginary friend for fleas.
See, its fun! Try it. Untill I get mind-numbingly bored again.