So, I'm really pissed off right now, because last time I tried to post this, I accidentally hit the "back" button, and erased the whole thing. Now, with that out of the way, I can get to my point. Looking around the world, and all the things in it, made me realize something. There is a hell of a lot of stupid shit thtat goes on in your daily life. Now with that said, I can go on to tell you at least 50 stupid things that you probably don't noitice. So, I hope you enjoy my list of things that REALLY SHOULDN'T BE DONE. So, whatever you do just don't...........
1-Charge money for shit like Soulja Boy 2-Sell dumb shit like Soulja Boy 3-Sell rap 4-Let people listen to rap 5-Make short-shorts that say "Sexy" in the size XXXXL 6-Let people 100lbs overwieght wear short-shorts that say "sexy" 7-Let fat people order the Supersize at McDonalds 8-Let girls who aren't fat say they are fat. 9-Let said girls complain to their boyfriends about being fat, when they're not 10-Give out those duck-call things you get on the "Philly Duck rides" to small children 11-Let wangsters wear clothing that could house half of ethiopia 12-Make grillz 13-let people war grillz 14-Elect a monkey for president (already been done) 15-Give Dick Cheyney a shotgun 16-Let certain countries that have states that are united play International Police 17-Give Dick Chyney the presidency (bush is just a puppet) 18-Let people go Quail Hunting with Cheyney 19-Ban 4 freakin' ounces of freakin' liquid to take on a plane. (that happened to me, so I took the Mountain Dew, and chugged it untill there were only 4 ounces left. Then I got on the plane) 20-Have those stupid Paid Programming shows on in the morning 21-Give people who pay for satellite the fucking infomercial channel 22-Make reality television 23-Watch said reality TV 24-Have a fucking reality TV channel 25-Give guns to stupid people 26-Make art school so expensive 27-Play commercials on the god damn radio (like you aren't bored enough. YOU ARE LISTENING TO THE FUCKING RADIO) 28-Censor rock songs on the F***ING radio 29-Let Dane cook ba a comedian 30-Make Shooting Under The Influence legal in the south 31-Tell people we are in Iraq to help them, and it has nothing to do with oil 32-Let Mormons try and convert everyone 33-Sell Gucci (or however the hell you spell it) sunglasses/Bags 34-Let guys wear pants that are way too tight 35-Make you pay for commercial-free radio 36-Keep manufacturing Hummers 37-Keep selling Hummers 38-Charge 2 fucking dollars for a good art pencil 39-Put Andy Worhol In the Philly Art Meuseum 40-Encourage the production of bad modern art 41-Replace the word Musslim with the word Terrorist 42-Give idiots the right to express themselves 43-Let teacher assign projects that are due over the weekend 44-Make pot illegal 45-Keep the guy who missed 50 cent nine times alive 46-Give really really old cops, who can barely see, guns 47-Let people buy Chiwawas (or however its spelled) 48-Let white people work at chinese restaurants 49-Keep MTV on the air 50-Put shitty books on the fucking summer reading list
There. That is 50. If you agree with me, please comment. I hope you enjoyed reading this, because I did, up untill about number 30, then I got bored. Untill I get bored out of my mind again.
To start off, I am extremely bored right now. I have nothing else to do, and that is why I am writing this. Now that thats out of the way, I can get to the non-existent point of my blog. Lazy musicians like myself. Yes, I am a lazy musician, and do not feel like making a band website, or confirming with my band members at that. So, I need to fnd all of my members, whic I really don't want to do, and get them together and jam. It hasn't been very long since I had my last 4-hour jam-session, in fact, it ended a couple of minutes ago. For the record, my fingertips are nearly bleeding, and typing this hurts like a bitch. Now then, to have a band is a huge responsibility, especially when you don't have a band manager, and its your job to start everything. Still trying to get off of the ground, my band, temporarily dubbed "PaWN" is in dire need for a talented bass player. Because all we have is the Apple Loops that came on my computer (don't laugh, thats true). Also, I am rying to brainstorm with my fellow musicians to think of a song that isn't a cover. Nad now to end this, I will make all of you band mambers feel good about yourselves, by saying that PaWN still has no recorded songs, and not many good cavers. There, we suck, and we know this. So whenever you find yourself saying : My band sucks. Just think of PaWN, who is even worse (except if you are from The Used. Because then you do suck.).
To start this off, I'm broke right now. There, I said it. I am broke, and need a distortin pedal. A DigiTech Grunge Pedal to be exact. I have only one question, and that is "Is a DigiTech Grunge Pedal worth the price? 50$ is out of my range, and I want one really badly. Should I buy it?". That is my queation. Please, if you have any remarks or suggestions, please comment.
Now that officially playing guitar for one year has made me an official part of the majority of my family that are artists. That being said, it still does not give me the ability to pick the pitches and tones out of music. Which is why I am here. Armed with the ability to read music/tablature, I now must find the rare skill of writing it accuratly. In short: I have absolutly no ear for matching pitches from a speaker to my guitar. In all, I would like to thank you for taking the time to read my first blog post, and hope the Zombie Ninja Mutants don't eat you. PS: all of the time it took you to read that, will never be back Sorry for your inconvenience.
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