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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Starving Art Students

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Yes, this blog is about starving art students. Starving art students, and why they are starving. To start off, let me just say there are three reasons why art students starve themsleves nearly every day. And here they are:

1-Art school is expensive
2-Art supplies are expensive
3-Art students would rather pay for the above, than buy food.

If you are asking "I wonder if that third one is true?", then prepare to be amazed. Yes. It is completely true. Here is how the average art student decides this....


Buy Food, or buy new Brush.
God damnit. Lets see, food, brush, food, brush.....food........brush, food, brush...................
Ahhh what the hell. NEW BRUSH FOR ME!

Or



Buy food, of pay tuition. Tuition Ok. I'll just use my old brush untill next time I have enough to get a new one.


one week later......

FUCKIN SCORE MANN, playing guitar in the subway helped. NEW BRUSH, HERE I COME.


See, the chioces are simple. And, of course, these stories are at least 90% true, because art supplies and food are about equally priced, mabye food is cheaper, hmmmm whatever. But tuition is always top priority to an art student. Food, not so much. Starving, yes. Wanting to buy food? No. So there you have it. The reasons why art students starve. Untill I get unbearably bored again.



Your exsasentialist friend, Zombie Spawn
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