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Saturday, September 20, 2008

16th Century Rick Astley

Views: 1,514
Comments: 58

Courtesy of Cheesepuff. LordBishek and myself.

We art no stranger to love

Ye knowest the rules, and I doth as well.

A dream perchance! Of a full commitment.

Forsooth, from another gentleman you would not receive this.

It would pleaseth me if thou were to hear of my instincts.

Alas! You understand not, so I shall teacheth thy ways

Never shalt I let thee go from the embrace of mine passions,

Nor shalt thine faith in my character be misplaced!

O! I shalt never flee from and forsake thee

Thou shalt not weep

And I shall never bid thee farewell

Or utter an untrue oath and wound thee

An eternity have I known thee for.

Thine bosom acheth with unrequited love for me

Thou cannot speaketh the words on thy tongue

In thy soul, betwixt us, we verify this deed

Alas, this wretched play we know will be played!

And if thou would asketh mine feelings,

pray, do not tell me thou art blind to my woes!

(Repeateth thy chorus x2)

(Ooh forsake thee, ooh forsake thee

Ooh forsake thee, ooh forsake thee)

Ne'er Will I aquiste!

Ne'er will I aquiste!

An eternity have I known thee for.

Thine bosom acheth with unrequited love for me

Thou cannot speaketh the words on thy tongue

In thy soul, betwixt us, we verify this deed

Alas, this wretched play we know will be played!

And if thou would asketh mine feelings,

Pray, do not tell me thou art blind to my woes!

It would pleaseth me if thou were to hear of my instincts.

Alas! You understand not, so I shall teacheth thy ways

(Repeateth thy chorus till it fadeth unto nothing)

2:15 pm - 58 comments - 85 Kudos - Report!

Comments

LordBishek wrote on Sep 20th, 2008 2:31pm

Is very nice.

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Zero-Hartmana wrote on Sep 20th, 2008 2:33pm

Rather exquisite.

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Våd Hamster wrote on Sep 20th, 2008 2:48pm

Thy hast been Rick-turned.

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chilldude wrote on Sep 21st, 2008 7:34pm

wow...

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Julz127 wrote on Sep 22nd, 2008 12:05pm

lawlz... ive never said that before, nice work, your my first lawl, not lol though.

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Austin_Scharosc wrote on Sep 22nd, 2008 1:50pm

Win

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hazzmatazz wrote on Sep 22nd, 2008 5:35pm

brilliant.

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julio1987 wrote on Sep 22nd, 2008 11:14pm

Well done!

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aetherspear wrote on Sep 25th, 2008 12:04am

Thou art a true gentleman and scholar.

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Zero-Hartmana wrote on Sep 25th, 2008 2:42pm

A thousand graces to thou all.

As you can tell, I'm awful at Shakespeare and probably made up several terms. LB came up with the intellectual lines.

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Austiman wrote on Sep 26th, 2008 7:21am

Thine art of Richard Rolling is top notch!

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MattAC wrote on Sep 29th, 2008 5:40pm

Ownage.

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bv310 wrote on Sep 29th, 2008 5:46pm

thou hast amused me. +1 flat earth

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CTFOD wrote on Oct 2nd, 2008 3:04pm

Good Lord

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JBizzle Da Truf wrote on Oct 6th, 2008 12:44pm

awesome

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red_hot_chili18 wrote on Oct 8th, 2008 5:04pm

why? :

funneh

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ratmblink123 wrote on Oct 9th, 2008 9:22pm

:haha
This made my boring day just a bit better.

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Kensai wrote on Oct 11th, 2008 2:36pm

Brilliant, just brilliant

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Broken_Drum wrote on Oct 12th, 2008 3:21pm

A Tour de Force of excellence.

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CTFOD wrote on Oct 12th, 2008 4:06pm

:haha I'm so tempted to get a lute and record this

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ExtremeMetalFTW wrote on Oct 13th, 2008 2:06am

Would anyone mind if I attempt to record a cove rusing these lyrics?

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Zero-Hartmana wrote on Oct 13th, 2008 2:24am

*token appreciative comment*

Thank you all

Extreme, if you do record a cover please tell me

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AngrySockMonkey wrote on Oct 13th, 2008 4:42am

This literature doth maketh me haveth a boneth.

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ExtremeMetalFTW wrote on Oct 14th, 2008 6:51am

Zero-Hartman wrote on Oct 12th, 2008 at 9:24pm :

*token appreciative comment*

Thank you all

Extreme, if you do record a cover please tell me

will do

if im lucky, by next week ill have something up

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Deflection wrote on Oct 17th, 2008 8:27am

Hilarious, gj

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darktrooper12 wrote on Oct 17th, 2008 6:01pm

I think you just won the Internet...

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illyngophobia wrote on Oct 18th, 2008 6:37pm

Nice lyrics. By far, 200% better than the original.

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alex-led-zepp91 wrote on Oct 19th, 2008 11:59am

awesome lol

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Red.Washburn77 wrote on Oct 19th, 2008 3:39pm

We art? I doth? This is filled with grammatical mistakes :

Still funny.

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landerson wrote on Oct 20th, 2008 11:09pm

thou hath rick rolled rick astley himself.

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goest wrote on Oct 21st, 2008 10:20am

The craftsmanship at hand is just brilliant.

A lordly high-five to all involved.

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alaskan_ninja wrote on Oct 22nd, 2008 7:02am

Positively amazing. I salute you, good sirs.

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tonedeafidiot wrote on Oct 29th, 2008 5:33am

I say, +2!

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break-me-in wrote on Nov 1st, 2008 11:38pm

:haha

You have too much time on your hands.

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ZeGuitarist wrote on Nov 3rd, 2008 6:36am

Thou hast been betrothed by Richard of Astley.

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gavz_verdikt wrote on Nov 3rd, 2008 4:05pm

Have you heard of Family Guy's parody of Never Gonna Give You Up.

Never mind, RICK ROLL FTW!

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crazynickman wrote on Nov 3rd, 2008 10:12pm

Why.

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Metal_Rich wrote on Nov 4th, 2008 1:12am

Damn, someone needs to make this into a folk ballad.

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Invader Jim wrote on Nov 8th, 2008 12:07am

Shigsy.

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Zero-Hartmana wrote on Nov 15th, 2008 9:18am

More thanks to you all for the 1000+ views

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dst127 wrote on Nov 22nd, 2008 4:42am

I think I love you.

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train wreck wrote on Nov 29th, 2008 2:02pm

haha, kudo!

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We'realltoBlame wrote on Dec 1st, 2008 4:09pm

This is awesome.

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jtmaximum wrote on Dec 2nd, 2008 8:17am

awesome

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mdawg24 wrote on Dec 4th, 2008 5:48am

Amazing.

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Uber-rocker wrote on Dec 6th, 2008 1:09pm

Many kudos to you, James.

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Thy Benco! wrote on Dec 8th, 2008 8:39am

This is so incredibly win, my sides hurt.

Repeateth thy chorus till it fadeth unto nothing.

Who would've thought getting rick roll'd medievil style could be so much lulz?

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brookiemonstarr wrote on Dec 15th, 2008 12:05pm

haha.. this is great =p

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MASTER JiMMY wrote on Feb 9th, 2009 10:53am

I'm lost for words.

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p o e wrote on Feb 11th, 2009 4:48am

I will sell my soul to anyone who provides me with a video of themselves singing this while trolloping around a renneisance fair.

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Metallica708 wrote on Mar 1st, 2009 8:19pm

That

Was

Amazing.