Contacting Ylasto
Is it your birthday today?!
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Is it your birthday today?! Did you make a thread about it? Well, first of all, congratulations (Insert name here) on your (Insert number here) birthday, I hope you have a wonderful day and enjoy all the gifts you get both on UG and in real life, if you get any. First off, I got you a tophat, A monocle, Note: If you don't have a suit you are not eligible to wear the monocle and the tophat, please, invest in a suit before you use the forementioned presents Aaaaand, I got you a delicious Mocha Cake Sincerely, William. PS, If it's not your birthday, please, ignore all that's been written and go back to your normal lurking of The Pit, and come back when it's your birthday.
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Dire straits
wrote on Jun 10th, 2009 11:47am
YAYY, its not my birthday though *steals giant guitar*
errr, its a 'early' birthday present
lmao
but i will come back when its my birthday for some cake if thats alright????
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Jacoiskoby
wrote on Jun 13th, 2009 7:34am
You forgot to get me strings with the guitar. Now I gotta raid the golden gate bridge and get some.
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thegeetar12
wrote on Jun 15th, 2009 9:55pm
damn man you made it this 4 days after my b-day
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frankenhooker2
wrote on Jun 16th, 2009 9:28pm
My birthday was the day after you made this.
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hippotato7
wrote on Jun 20th, 2009 3:35am
I want new pics when it actually becomes my birthday
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Corruption
wrote on Jun 26th, 2009 6:33pm
That cake is a whore, everyone's had it...
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Th6r6a6sH
wrote on Jun 26th, 2009 9:07pm
it's mah birfday fer realz
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Zolom
wrote on Jun 29th, 2009 2:27pm
I love pavlova but that one is just dirty looking. I want to sex it up, not eat it.
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cukd7x-a2-
wrote on Jun 29th, 2009 11:04pm
an early birthday present? how nice... you are now my best friend
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funkyducky
wrote on Jul 2nd, 2009 12:22pm
it could be my birthday if you wanted it to be
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Hoodoo Child
wrote on Jul 4th, 2009 10:27pm
i better get something bigger than that train when it's my birthday
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Never_Been_Me
wrote on Jul 5th, 2009 12:39pm
yay it's my birthday! thanks for the train and the cake =D
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sam b
wrote on Jul 6th, 2009 10:31pm
THANKS MAN!
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Rosario_kit-kun
wrote on Aug 1st, 2009 5:19pm
my b day is exactly a month ago, dude ... this suks, ... i wanted a train .... my life is officialy ruined, thank u for that... wow...
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Eddie4President
wrote on Dec 2nd, 2009 3:25pm
YeS! Awesome! I have a train, and a cake! that means I can eat cake at high speeds!
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buid
wrote on Feb 7th, 2010 9:56am
Eddie4President wrote on Dec 3rd, 2009 at 12:25am :YeS! Awesome! I have a train, and a cake! that means I can eat cake at high speeds!
And then projectile vomit out the window onto poor, tired commuters? Awesome.
This blog is awesome, thanks for the thought, but my birthday's in Aug.
See you then!
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bigman123
wrote on Feb 27th, 2010 12:49pm
Eddie4President wrote on Dec 2nd, 2009 at 10:25am :YeS! Awesome! I have a train, and a cake! that means I can eat cake at high speeds!
It's not even my birthsay yet but, this, and that looks like some nice cake
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The_Casinator
wrote on Mar 31st, 2010 3:04pm
I certainly hope that the cake is not a lie.
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Wolfinator-x
wrote on May 24th, 2010 12:36am
No joke, I seriously got a top hat today as a birthday gift (even though my birthday is in July)
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GbAdimDb5m7
wrote on Jun 3rd, 2010 3:39pm
On my birthday can you give me a car,a guitar and a prostitute?Thanks
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that guy again
wrote on Sep 5th, 2010 11:25am
Ahh thanks man, I feel good now. Though I must invest in a suit quickly to wear my new top hat and monocle
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Wolfinator-x
wrote on Jul 9th, 2011 10:24pm
'Twas my birthday on the 6th, and I already have a suit and top hat, so a billion thanks for the monocle.
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