It was Dan's last day working at Tesco on Saturday so a load of people went to the pub for farewell drinks (I used to work there, so I know them all as well). Obviously me being the tight student I am, I bought two bottles of cider from Tesco with the plan to just top up my pint to save money (yeah, I'm tight, but you would be too if you were ?1500 overdrawn). Anyway, when I got there it turned out that they were all going to Liquid (a club in a nearby town) and after drinking one of my bottles of cider, clubbing seemed like a damn good idea!
We drove to the town and decided to have a few drinks in the pub Weatherspoons because it's cheap, and'd save us buying drinks in Liquid.
On to the club!
By this time I was pretty wasted, so I was well up for having a laugh. When we got in, me and Dan decided to go and hang out in VIP which was fun for a while: nice sofas, private DJ, champange... but that got BORING! I found a lift that said "employees only" on it, so obviously I went down in it and found myself in a cellar and so I took a piss down there, obvs.
After that, everything's kind of a blur, but luckily there's photos to job my memory
I remember ripping a picture off the wall (don't ask why, I have no idea!), smashing the frame off and trying to stuff it down my friend's trousers, and then lifting him up by his legs and holding him upside down. Needless to say I was ejected from the club!
The next thing I remember is waking up in a hedge next to a bus stop on a bridge going over the motorway (about a 15 minute walk from the club) at 4am. I could taste kebab in my mouth, so I must've wandered around town, got something to eat and then collapsed! As I pulled myself up, I realised there was some random guy sat at the bus stop who was talking to me, which was a little disconcerting. I just left him and stumbled to where my mates were parked (they were staying at a friends, but I had no idea where they lived). It dawned on me at this stage that I'd lost both my phone and my wallet, so I couldn't call to see where they were On arriving at their cars I thought it best that I waited for them there, so climbed onto the roof of one of the vehicles and slept for an hour.
I woke up SERIOUSLY cold, so found a payphone, ordered a taxi (which I was informed would cost me ?40 on arrival at my destination) and then when it got me home, I ran into some woods without paying and hid for 20 minutes until the driver drove off. Harsh on him, but I had no other way of getting home!
I haven't had a hangover that bad for a LONG time and spent the rest of the day basically dying.