Waff

Hello, Pit Monkeys! I’m sorry for my very long departure. I have started the mini series “Nikkolais Night Time Adventures!”. [Also be sure to check my lamb of god challenge thing... I'm getting close!! /excited clap for self). I will only be adding nights that are actually epic and blog worthy as I’m out every night. I would like to show you readers what the hangout place looks like. This is where EVERYTHING happens. Where countless drunk women make out. Where the Chavs go to pick a fight. Where the manly men break their strings. Where the crack heads scream louder than an eagle on steroids. Where the echo of an acoustic guitar’s sound hole never becomes silenced. Where the sun don’t shine, but the moonlight glows. Where all details of logic of man and nature are defied. This is the bastion square: http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z183/Superpalle h/DSC00444.jpg

      Okay so I headed to the square as usual at around 5:30. Mack and his friends are there and Mack is playing a violin while the other guy is on a guitar. Some other guys who I've never seen around before show up and two of them look pretty metal, one is a dude and the other is a girl. The girl is decent looking but they're all in their 20's. I talked to the dude for awhile and he seemed pretty interesting. The metal dude (his name is theo) and two girls were off somewhere so I went with them, the girl went to a washroom in star bucks and then we went back to the square. Theo wouldn’t stop bitching about his cell phone being dead, so Mack started improvising a song about cell phones which was incredibly hilarious! I wish I had the lyrics.

    Macks brother who lives god knows where shows up and he seems like a cool dude. I see this guy with a semi hollow electric in its case around and I said =O OMG I WANNA TRY YOUR SEMI HOLLOW (I Was getting sick of shredding on acoustics all night). He said later. The guy was with his girlfriend and they were talking. Some guy from an alleyway thing in my school starts talking to him and he said to me " YOU GO TO MY SCHOOL DONT YOU!" so I said yeah and I decided to go in the alleyway in meet them. There were 3 really pretty girls and they all went to my school, and they all kept hitting on me but I'll assume that’s because they were drunk. One girl looked into my eyes and she’s like "wOAH YOURE THE MOST FUCKE DUP ONE HERE!!" "... I'm sober" "No way you must be on so much shit" "No I don’t do drugs...".

     One guy there said he plays guitar (what else is new) and knows some LOG stuff which I found interesting. Later that night when he did have a guitar to play al he played was hey there delilah and some other trendy shit for the girls, but he had good technique so he probably could/does play metal. Anyways so a security guard in his car appears out of nowhere so we're like OH SHI-! So we went into the bastion square and this brunette girl who wouldn’t stop hitting on me was liek ZOMG GITARZ!!! and I was like "I know all those guys lawl" so she was like oh cool we should go hang out with them. So we did for awhile.

    Mack was hitting on her and he’s like "How old are you? and she says "15" and he’s like "oh damn you should come back here in 4 years" (glad to see Mack has class , even if he would hit anything that moves) This homeless guy who is around sometimes who has a REALYL CREEPY VOICE( like a creeper voice, its all grunged up and shit from drugs I think) starts hitting on her and I’m like  and he whispers to me "DUDE SHES BEAUTIFUL! Take my guitar, and go get her tiger! I laughed and sat down and played a bunch of metal for like an hour. What I found interesting was. EVERYONE had their eyes on me the whole time I was playing, but the people with crowds were the morons with their acoustics strumming 3 chords over and over again, but I could peer through my hair and litterally everyone was watching me, but crowding around them... fuck. I'm kinda tempted to bring my electric with my little amp and play with that. 

     I've been practicing sweep picking for awhile so I started doing some sweeps (horribly  and macks brother (gabe) is like "dude... you’ve been playing 5 months?" "Yes.." "Not even in a year from now you're gona be fucking INSANE!!!" I wasn’t sure what to say to that so I just thanked him. I'm planning to learn some acoustic music that takes skill to play. Acoustic solos if you will, just so what I play sounds how it should. Anyways on with the night. These 3 chavs (which as we know are always trouble) went above the stairs from the square (to go up to the parking building things other floors, its like a long stairwell thing that goes up to a platform and then over to more stairs.) poured beer on one of my friends. He was asking for a fight. He started hitting on the brunette girl that was flirting with me before that, so he was obviously just trying to look like hot shit.

     He says "YOU HAVE SOMETHIN TO FUCKIN SAY TO ME EH? YOU GOT BEEF MAN YOU GOT BEEF?" I wanted to say "This isnt a fuckin barbeque, buddy". But my instinct told me to stay out of it. One of our friends gets punched in the face by the guy, and my friend puts him on a headlock on the ground and starts singing a tune like "I’ve got you doooowwwn down down down... Hows my blood? and starts like shooting blood form his nose at his face. During this, they’re RIGHT next to one of the guitars and its getting beat so I’m like "OH FUCK THE GUITAR!!" so I ran in the fray of the battle and saved the guitar. The started arguing some more and the guy was telling off even girls. Everyone crowded around our friend and the guy was like "YOU WANT SECONDS" and were all like "get the fuck out of here" and my friend says "Where are you from?" "I was fuckin born and raised here" "Well this shit don’t go down in Victoria there’s no gangs here we're a peaceful community, get the fuck out"

     He leaves with his friends and kisses the brunette chick on the head and he asks her to go with him but she says no (and she was drunk, too!). He comes back again and things get REALLY BRUTAL. Chicks are pushing him and he’s pushing them. I've got macks guitar around my shoulder. The preps from my school are in the distance watching so I joined them cause the brunette chick looked like she didn’t feel well so I decided to console her. The fight got really crazy and people were grabbing skateboards but a girl broke it up and the guys left.

     I forget exactly how the conversation with the girl went but it was like "You don’t look okay" "I'm fine, just really drunk" " thought you said you were sober haha" "no I lied." then there was a silence and I said "no you really don’t look okay hun" and she says "If I don’t look okay, how bout you fix me?" and gives me this "I wanna do you look" we glared at each other for a long time while I can see people getting beaten up in the background (not very romantic L) and I was thinking to myself "I want to do this really badly, but shes drunk as shit, and I dont want to know I took advantage of a drunk girl, and her friend was behind me a few metres. So I just said "I don't think you need fixing, you look perfect as you are" she paused and flipped her hair and said "You just cant fix me" "Oh believe me... I could, and more " and she bit her lip.  I didn’t want to say it was becuase she was drunk, it could offend her.

     We just kinda flirted for abit and then I left with the prep kids in my school. One girl was crying and we found out the guy actually punched her in the face. I have a bad feeling about him, but I doubt he'll show up again. I walked, carrying macks guitar to the bus stop and I just talked to the kids there. The boyfriend of one girl said he was gonna get the two girls a cab. The cab comes and I ran to the cab to ask for the girls number. I went to the window and was like "WHATS YOUR NUMBER/" and I hear one number and the cab drives away. Fuck. But she goes to my shcool, so I will see more of her.

    I went back to the square and we hung out for a bit. Theo got really drunk and kept trying to make out with a girl that just dumped him. We went to the pizza place and hung out there for abit. Gabe lent theo his bank card to buy him booze, and I swear this went on for at least an hour, they kept arguing about who has the bank card. I even recorded it on my cell phoen becuae it was funny as shit. Hes like "CHECK ME" and he checks him and he  like"oh wow, look, its my bank card!" and he says “NO MAN NO THAT’S APICE OF PLASTIC YOURE WRONG YOU ASSHOLE”. One guy in the background was signing a song about jesus and two drunk girls were being stupid, so I decided to go home as nothing interesting was happening. It was 3:00 AM.

     I had a great night. In a sense I regret not making out with that girl, I’m sure it would have lead to more things. But I know I will see more of her.