So for a long time I didn't know anybody on UG, and then I did.
Sometimes when he's intoxicated he chases cars, and he even fondled a Dodge Viper once. The other night he fell out of three different cars, and he wasn't even drunk.
He can like, totally swallow a whole pocketknife, don't worry, he knows how to do it safely, he learned how. And he's not really that drunk, he can totally handle it. Don't worry guys.
He is a large fan of breasts. (Then again, who isn't?)
Is this the second coming
Or the fourth Reich?
His mother a nun raped by a nazi
Near the end of the second great war
Gave birth to a son who could change the future
For better or worse he's not sure
He has an iPhone 4, which is pretty damn impressive to me given I don't even have a cell.
He's done 70 in a 35.
He's never watched 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver.
He knows a lot about human anatomy, if you know what I mean.
You can always tell the terrorist by his cologne and the watch on his wrist.
It says I’m the type of man that can kick off anywhere, kick off anywhere.
I’m not giving you attitude, I just want another drink.
I don’t care about the altitude, I just want another drink.
He's currently 16, which means that he's legal in Canada, the UK, Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Uranus, Vermont, Washington, and of course West Virginia, but why would he go there?
He has a much, much nicer guitar than I do. Much nicer.
He's been to Florida. He didn't see any alligators.
None of the above statements are necessarily true or untrue. Same goes for the following statements, as well as this one.
Take one to the mountain
Take one to the sea
Take one to the belly of the beast
And then you'll take one with me
I really need to finish this up soon or my parents are gonna tell me to go do stuff. (Wouldn't be the first time he's heard me say that.)
He can't describe electronic music in one word because he doesn't listen to it.
I don't know how he'll react to this blog. He'll know it's about him though, I'm sure of that.
He's really a great guy, and I think he should have better self esteem than he does. A lot of people I know are like that though. Myself probably included.
I wonder if we'll smile in our coffins while loved ones
Mourn the day, the absence of our faces, living, laughing,
Eyes awake. Is this too much for them to take?
He takes Chemistry and Physics in school, but not Biology. I only take Chemistry. I like Sciences but they're also a lot of work.
I once had a dream that a 100 year old being who appeared to be an 11 year old boy was wandering around my neighbourhood. It bathed in human blood to keep it's young appearance. While I was watching a news report about it on TV, it appeared at the door. I grabbed a shotgun that was inexplicably laying in the bathroom loaded, poked it out of the door and fired. When I looked, there was blood all over the doorway, but it was gone. A trail of blood lead out to the middle of the street, where it suddenly stopped. I do not remember the rest of the dream, but I do remember that the being was still alive. I remember a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda 440 was involved somehow as well. For some reason, the song "Lead Paint" by Acid King always makes me think of that dream. Huh.
He's supposedly good at swimming, but I don't know. Pics or it didn't happen.
He's skilled at women.
Cracked window pane
Lead paint doesn't taste so bad
Slow, thats the only way I know
Just one more trip around the block
I'm not ready to go
That's the only way I know
I wonder if his mind works as strangely as mine does. It probably does, but he may or may not admit it. I bet everyone's does to some extent. It's really surprising the amount of things people think but would never say to anyone, even family or a really close friend. There's nobody that you could literally tell "everything" to. Then again, that's just my opinion, isn't it.
I think I might be insane, but if I am, then I'm hardly one to judge whether I'm insane or not. Right?
I really have no idea where I'm going with this. I didn't even know what this was going to be about when I started writing this. There's a lot of things I don't know really. But I do know one thing.
If he wants Type 2 Adult Onset Diabeetus, I'll give him Type 2 Adult Onset Diabeetus.