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Sunday, September 19, 2010

You wouldn't know him, he's kinda obscure...

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So for a long time I didn't know anybody on UG, and then I did.

Sometimes when he's intoxicated he chases cars, and he even fondled a Dodge Viper once. The other night he fell out of three different cars, and he wasn't even drunk.

He can like, totally swallow a whole pocketknife, don't worry, he knows how to do it safely, he learned how. And he's not really that drunk, he can totally handle it. Don't worry guys.

He is a large fan of breasts. (Then again, who isn't?)

Jesus Hitler 
Adolf Christ 
Is this the second coming 
Or the fourth Reich? 
His mother a nun raped by a nazi 
Near the end of the second great war 
Gave birth to a son who could change the future 
For better or worse he's not sure 


He has an iPhone 4, which is pretty damn impressive to me given I don't even have a cell.

He's done 70 in a 35.

He's never watched 1 Guy 1 Screwdriver.

He knows a lot about human anatomy, if you know what I mean. ;)

You can always tell the terrorist by his cologne and the watch on his wrist.
It says I’m the type of man that can kick off anywhere, kick off anywhere.
I’m not giving you attitude, I just want another drink.
I don’t care about the altitude, I just want another drink.

He's currently 16, which means that he's legal in Canada, the UK, Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Connecticut, District of Columbia, Georgia, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, North Carolina, Ohio, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Uranus, Vermont, Washington, and of course West Virginia, but why would he go there?

He has a much, much nicer guitar than I do. Much nicer.

He's been to Florida. He didn't see any alligators.

None of the above statements are necessarily true or untrue. Same goes for the following statements, as well as this one.

Take one to the mountain 
Take one to the sea 
Take one to the belly of the beast 
And then you'll take one with me 

I really need to finish this up soon or my parents are gonna tell me to go do stuff. (Wouldn't be the first time he's heard me say that.)

He can't describe electronic music in one word because he doesn't listen to it.

I don't know how he'll react to this blog. He'll know it's about him though, I'm sure of that.

He's really a great guy, and I think he should have better self esteem than he does. A lot of people I know are like that though. Myself probably included.

I wonder if we'll smile in our coffins while loved ones 
Mourn the day, the absence of our faces, living, laughing, 
Eyes awake. Is this too much for them to take?

He takes Chemistry and Physics in school, but not Biology. I only take Chemistry. I like Sciences but they're also a lot of work. 

I once had a dream that a 100 year old being who appeared to be an 11 year old boy was wandering around my neighbourhood. It bathed in human blood to keep it's young appearance. While I was watching a news report about it on TV, it appeared at the door. I grabbed a shotgun that was inexplicably laying in the bathroom loaded, poked it out of the door and fired. When I looked, there was blood all over the doorway, but it was gone. A trail of blood lead out to the middle of the street, where it suddenly stopped. I do not remember the rest of the dream, but I do remember that the being was still alive. I remember a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda 440 was involved somehow as well. For some reason, the song "Lead Paint" by Acid King always makes me think of that dream. Huh.

He's supposedly good at swimming, but I don't know. Pics or it didn't happen.

He's skilled at women.

Cracked window pane 
Lead paint doesn't taste so bad 
Slow, thats the only way I know 
Just one more trip around the block 
I'm not ready to go 
That's the only way I know

I wonder if his mind works as strangely as mine does. It probably does, but he may or may not admit it. I bet everyone's does to some extent. It's really surprising the amount of things people think but would never say to anyone, even family or a really close friend. There's nobody that you could literally tell "everything" to. Then again, that's just my opinion, isn't it.

I think I might be insane, but if I am, then I'm hardly one to judge whether I'm insane or not. Right?

I really have no idea where I'm going with this. I didn't even know what this was going to be about when I started writing this. There's a lot of things I don't know really. But I do know one thing.

If he wants Type 2 Adult Onset Diabeetus, I'll give him Type 2 Adult Onset Diabeetus.

11:00 pm - 18 comments - 12 Kudos - Report!
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Spoony_Bard wrote on Sep 20th, 2010 12:50am

Dude, you and Josh just need to move to California and get gay married and bang already.

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TheSPillow wrote on Sep 20th, 2010 2:54am

Josh and Wes are pretty cool guys. They do sexual favors for each-other and they doesn't afraid of anything.

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W35M4Na wrote on Sep 20th, 2010 7:07am

Every fifth comment is a part of a song, if it wasn't obvious. And Matt, you read my blogs? :O

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Spoony_Bard wrote on Sep 21st, 2010 2:54am

I read everything that pops up on my news feed thingy.

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W35M4Na wrote on Sep 22nd, 2010 7:23am

There's a news feed thingy? I should pay more attention.

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ilikepirates wrote on Sep 22nd, 2010 6:47pm

This is so romantic! :eek:

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mcjosh wrote on Sep 22nd, 2010 7:43pm

Dude... Wes...


I don't know any other way to say this, but, uh.....


























































































































I LOVE YOU :heart:

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bloodtrocuted93 wrote on Sep 23rd, 2010 3:06am

Lol, wonderful.

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CodChick wrote on Sep 23rd, 2010 8:10pm

Seriously you guise. Move to Cali. You'll be a lot happier.
And that was amazing Wes!!!

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W35M4Na wrote on Sep 24th, 2010 2:41am

LMAO I can't believe so many people read it :L And screw Cali, it's legal here too, and I'd rather not live in a third world country. >_>

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mcjosh wrote on Oct 31st, 2010 10:11pm

W35M4N wrote on Sep 23rd, 2010 at 8:41pm :
and I'd rather not live in a third world country. >_>

Then why are you still in Canada?
Also, holy fuck so many views. :eek:

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W35M4Na wrote on Nov 1st, 2010 7:54am

mcjosh wrote on Oct 31st, 2010 at 1:11pm :
W35M4N wrote on Sep 23rd, 2010 at 8:41pm :and I'd rather not live in a third world country. >_>
Then why are you still in Canada?
Also, holy fuck so many views.

1) World Health Organization rates our healthcare 7 spots above yours worldwide
2) HAHAHA So many people must think I'm fucking crazy. :D

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CodChick wrote on Nov 3rd, 2010 2:34am

Not crazy, just misguided.

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W35M4Na wrote on Nov 7th, 2010 11:28am

CodChick wrote on Nov 2nd, 2010 at 5:34pm :
Not crazy, just misguided.

Misguided... in a good way?

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mcjosh wrote on Nov 9th, 2010 3:01am

W35M4N wrote on Nov 7th, 2010 at 5:28am :
CodChick wrote on Nov 2nd, 2010 at 5:34pm :Not crazy, just misguided.
Misguided... in a good way?

Probably not

But I'm not complaining :heart:

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unregistered_1023077 wrote on Jan 31st, 2011 3:04pm

This is amazing. It made me cry

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Rocks ur Life wrote on Apr 13th, 2011 4:14am

Josh and Wes, i am thoroughly jealous of your bromance xD

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W35M4Na wrote on Apr 14th, 2011 3:16am

Haha :D

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