Ibanez: Havent a clue, too lazy to look at the reciept
Shine: Again, don't give a damn, nor could I be bothered
Westfield: Don't know, don't care
Roland fucking cube,: METAHL!............. .........
Zoom: 707-II (effects pedal)
Behringer mixer: havent a clue
Favorite bands :
Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Dream Theatre, Vinnie Moore, Marty Friedman, Greg Howe, Mattias Eklundh, Richie Kotzen, John Lennon, Bob Dylan, Gackt, L'Arc~en~Ciel, Malice Mizer, Sex Machineguns, Yves Carbonne, Jeff Schmidt, Liquid Tension Experiment, Jason Becker, Paul Gilbert, Yngwie Malmsteen, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, Ratt, Dokken, Led Zepplin, Ozzy Osbourne, Rhandy Rhoads, Guthrie Govan, Zao, Thrice, HORSE the band, Enter Shikari, Machinae Supremacy, Ian Brown, Demons & Wizards, Blind Guardian, Stratovarius, Warrant, Underground Fly, ISAO, David Lee Roth, Dragonforce, Maiden, Symphony X, Judas Priest, DJ Tiesto, Paul Oakenfold, Motley Crue, Hanoi Rocks, The Kaftan Smeha, Atma Amur, and a shit load more.
Favorite guitarists :
see favourite bands...
Favorite bassists :
Billy Sheehan, Jaco P, anything instrumental really...
Favorite books :
Do androids dream of electric sheep, picture of dorian gray, the merchant of venice, against a dark background, war of the worlds, 1984, brave new world, man in the high castle, hitch hiker's guide, hunt for zero point, the philidlphia experiment, dead air...
Favorite tv :
Scrubs, Frasier, Friends, Becker, anything on the discovery channel usually.
Favorite movies :
dark city, evil dead trilogy, american werewolf in london, they live, the thing, the living dead trilogy, american psycho
I was born in 1364, in a small country known as Bon Jovi, I was educated by Winston Churchill in the ways of rock. He was my mentor, until he was sodomised by a goat.
My birth mother, Stalin, abdicated her thrown and left the country to me, not knowing what to do with my new found powers I launched a small scale attack on French manufacturing companies, it was well received in the working population, I never met my real father, I'm told he goes by the name of Richard Branson.
All in all, I'm about as awesome as DIY abortions, as obnoxious as the elderly who use public transport, as rocktastic as watching a fat man take an epileptic fit, and as illogical as a giant octopus, named Barry, fighting Godzilla over a ham sandwich in the middle of Belfast...