I got home from the recycling place today (not that I care about the earth, I recycle for the money.) and my ears were greeted with some of the shittiest music I've heard since I accidentally turned the channel to MTV. It sounded like walking into a Guitar Center where a bunch of pansy junior High School kids are trying to show off what great guitar players they are. They all suck, they look incredibly stupid yet think they look really cool, they all play the same Nirvana/Greenday/Blink 182/Jewel(if it's a girl) songs extremely poorly even though all of that shit is extremely simple, and the kids that think they're REALLY cool start soloing using old and tired pentatonic scales, so poorly executed, it makes you want to kill yourself. Then, you hear a bunch of stupid shits trying to play drums; they can't keep a beat so they just keep pounding on the cymbals as hard as they possibly can. The shitty guitar kids' playing, and the retarded drumming mingle together and form something that could be called the antithesis of music. That's what I heard blasting down my street when I got home today.
My street is not a guitar store, so I had to assume that this aural abortion was an attempt at real, structured, music, horribly butchered by a bunch of fucking morons who think they rock. They must think highly of themselves, because they were playing so loud I could clearly hear every mangled note from more than ten houses away. I can't begin to describe how bad this shit was. I've been in some bands that were bad, some were downright terrible for one reason or another, but this awful cacophony was an abomination. It was a loud, stupid, terrible racket, and the assholes responsible for it should have their arms removed with tiny, sword-shaped toothpicks so they can never disgrace music again.
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