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RaiLeff (1)
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Saturday, January 05, 2008

God is a real asshole.

Current mood: quixotic

Views: 566
Comments: 10
Seriously, look at my conversation with him over MSN.

Me:
 Hey God.
God:
You've got my full attention.  Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 But... I need to talk to you.
God:
But what?   We are chatting right now.
Me:
 It's quite personal you see...
God:
Are you sure  it is?
Me:
 Well yeah, quit being a douche, I need some guidance here!
God:
Interesting.  What makes you so sure?  OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 Jesus fuck, God, you're an insensetive bastard!
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
 Quit that sarcasm! Can't you see I'm upset?!?!
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.   I'm not sure if I can see  it or not.
Me:
 Oh fuck you, that's it
God:
It's all good.  Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
 FUCK OFF, GOD. I'M LEAVING.
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?   Bye bye.
Me:
 BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, THAT'S WHY!
God:
Good reason.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Can't you be more polite.
Me:
 You... Just... Gaaah!

At which point I disconnected. No wonder the world sucks so much shit. Our "supreme deity" has about as much emotional sensetivity as a house brick.

Also, WTF does "quixotic" mean?
12:38 pm - 10 comments - 2 Kudos - Report!
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Iheartnirvana wrote on Jan 6th, 2008 2:05am

god is on MSN?!

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RaiLeff wrote on Jan 6th, 2008 2:33am

ahhahahahah
Yeah I know God answers shit over msn
He makes you go crazy xD

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weemansyndrome wrote on Jan 7th, 2008 6:20pm

Quixotic means "pissed off with god".

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freddaahh wrote on Feb 3rd, 2008 4:17pm

Well, he's nicer than SmarterChild.

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Assface137 wrote on Feb 25th, 2008 12:10am

smarterchild is one...

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Shaggadellicfuz wrote on Mar 11th, 2008 2:03am

Ahh, none of you have siblings I take it.

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gopherthegreat wrote on Apr 19th, 2008 11:32pm

:haha

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gopherthegreat wrote on Apr 19th, 2008 11:32pm

fuck, my smiley didnt work

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MASTER JiMMY wrote on Nov 23rd, 2008 4:20am

*View webcam*

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ITZanna! wrote on Aug 29th, 2009 4:38pm

+1

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