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Saturday, January 05, 2008

God is a real asshole.

Current mood: quixotic

Seriously, look at my conversation with him over MSN.

Me:
 Hey God.
God:
You've got my full attention.  Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 But... I need to talk to you.
God:
But what?   We are chatting right now.
Me:
 It's quite personal you see...
God:
Are you sure  it is?
Me:
 Well yeah, quit being a douche, I need some guidance here!
God:
Interesting.  What makes you so sure?  OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 Jesus fuck, God, you're an insensetive bastard!
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
 Quit that sarcasm! Can't you see I'm upset?!?!
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.   I'm not sure if I can see  it or not.
Me:
 Oh fuck you, that's it
God:
It's all good.  Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
 FUCK OFF, GOD. I'M LEAVING.
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?   Bye bye.
Me:
 BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, THAT'S WHY!
God:
Good reason.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Can't you be more polite.
Me:
 You... Just... Gaaah!

At which point I disconnected. No wonder the world sucks so much shit. Our "supreme deity" has about as much emotional sensetivity as a house brick.

Also, WTF does "quixotic" mean?
12:38 pm - 10 comments - 2 Kudos
Monday, December 31, 2007

DUDE, I ENDORSE LANEY!!!

Current mood: drunk

I didn't know either! Check it out:

http://www.woodmusic.cn/product.asp?id=734

What, am I seriously the ONLY PERSON on the WHOLE INTERNET to have videos of this amp?!?!
4:58 pm - 7 comments - 4 Kudos
Tuesday, December 25, 2007

YES, MY BLOGS ARE (nearly) ALWAYS IN CAPITALS.

It's true.
1:08 pm - 1 comments - 0 Kudos