Seriously, look at my conversation with him over MSN.
Me: Hey God. God: You've got my full attention. Do not ask me any more questions please. Me: But... I need to talk to you. God: But what? We are chatting right now. Me: It's quite personal you see... God: Are you sure it is? Me: Well yeah, quit being a douche, I need some guidance here! God: Interesting. What makes you so sure? OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: Jesus fuck, God, you're an insensetive bastard! God: he is The Son of God. Me: Quit that sarcasm! Can't you see I'm upset?!?! God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. I'm not sure if I can see it or not. Me: Oh fuck you, that's it God: It's all good. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: FUCK OFF, GOD. I'M LEAVING. God: Why are you using that kind of language? Bye bye. Me: BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, THAT'S WHY! God: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite. Me: You... Just... Gaaah!
At which point I disconnected. No wonder the world sucks so much shit. Our "supreme deity" has about as much emotional sensetivity as a house brick.
