Van needs you
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.
A: Van might look like a garbage wagon (might???)
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.
A: Van Says "AWOOGA" (... no comment)
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.
A: Van wants to invest in commercial property (its a very lucrative trade partnership)
Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.
A: 1.Van does Endo (...the fuck is endo?)
2. Van does doughnuts (How did they know?)
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.
A: 1. Van hates hot days ( so true)
2. Van hates the cold (also true)
3.Van hates waking up (ITS LIKE THEY KNOW ME!!!)
Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search.
A: Van loves to dance (LIES!!!)
2. Van loves to throw sand (only at the beach)
Q: Type in "[your name] enjoys" in Google search.
A: Van enjoys the beach but impending childbirth scares him... (it does)
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
A: Van asks for trouble ( can you give it to me)
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.
A: Boy injured after Van goes into Greensboro Creek (HE WAS IN MY WAY!)
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.
A: Van likes his options
Van really likes to pinch and pull at my skin when I'm feeding him, this morning I had to tell him "NO". (Damn you!)
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.
A: Van eats my personal stuff! (Why the hell did you leave it on the table then?)
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.
A: Van wears skimpy bikini at the INsider... (Sexy Beast!)
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.
A: Van arrested for DUI (ehh... I'll take it, atleast its not like I murdered 40 kids and ate them than buried their arms and legs in my basement or something...)
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