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If only I remembered this guys username Jeez, I swear all of this is 100% true... So, I'm browsing the chat and had just made some comment about Grammar nazis, I get this PM- "Van you little nerd queer you probably play WOW all day" (I've never played WOW, even if I liked it it costs too much) My response "... The Fuck is your problem?" Him- "You've probably never talked to a girl and your mom doesnt count" (LOL!) Me- Whats your problem, you pissed at the nazi comment? Him- Yeah M- Thats your problem, you a nazi? Him- Yeah Me- Go to hell, you fucked up Germany (He then immediatly switches conversations for more lulz)
Him- You have sucky guitars (he doesnt even know what guitars I have) Me- dude, you've never even seen my guitars Him- they probably suck balls because your a newbie (lulz) Me- I have a Samick LS-35 and a Jackson Rhandy Rhoads how about you? Him- We have 11 (sounds like smeagol) mE- We? Him- Yes we Me- We as in the whole city you live in? (I dont say anything for awhile because this kids weird, He waits for about 2 minutes then outta nowhere...)
Him- I have a gibson Les Paul from like 1972 Me- (  )Cool... (I wouldnt care even if he really did) Him- and a Ibanez Jem Me- dude Ibanez suck balls Him- well I have a jackson Dkm2 (could someone check if thats even real) Me- dude, I dont care Him- Well I can play Fire fly Me- Its Feuer Frei dumbass, and its not impressive, Him- YA IT IS!!!  Me- No, that was like the second song I learned Him- I can play dust in the wind (  YA RIGHT) Me- Whatever bro, you're comeing off as really desperate Him- And master of Puppets! (how does he go from dust in the wind to master of puppets) Me- I dont care, you just sound like a dork who has no friends so he lies on the internet Him- and Through The fire and flames (obvious troll, is obvious) Me- Ya fucking right, you sound so desperate right now (I decided to try him on the fact that he said he was nazi earlier) Me- BTW Im Jewish Him- Me too! OMG (how long of a memory does this retard have?) Me- WTF? YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE NAZI! Him- Why would I say that I'm nazi, I'm jewish (pause literally 2 seconds) Him- haha you have no foreskin bitch! Me- (Loling) Whatever dude I'm out Me- poor little 12 yr old queer, cant even make any friends on the internet (logs out)
well thats the end, I hope I didnt forget about any of it, this happened about 3 days ago in the UG chat, like I said all of this is 100% true, I didnt have to exagerate or lie because this kid gave me the perfect lulz as it was... please comment or kudo
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