Van Hammersmith

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last online: Aug 27, 2018

registered July 19, 2010

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Gender : Male

Birthday : June 6, 1964

Occupation : Working musician

Location : Various, often travelling, New York, United States

Smoker : Yes

Drinker : Yes

Gear info
Van Hammersmith has 2 pieces of equipment:

Fender: Beat-up ol' Strat

A long trail of broken shit: Discarded everywhere

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About Van Hammersmith
Yarr, a guitar-playin' pirate I be, says me.

I used to write "Ask Van Hammersmith," a low-rent advice column for people who don't know any better. (Proof that lonely, depressed alcoholics CAN become advice columnists). It used to run here on UG. It's just been reborn at Look upon it and give a solo-face howl!

Follow me at for updates.

Check out my "Contributions" page here on UG to see the old articles. And friend me. I need friends to live.
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