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Tuesday, September 09, 2008

A Day In The Life Of MTV Programming.

Current mood: I think 'pissed off' would cover it.

Keeping in mind that 'MTV' stands for 'Music Television'.
 
1200: Dirty Sanchez
1230: Next
0100: Top 6 Go and Get Rocked
0130: Headbanger's Ball
0230: MTV Hits 
0300: Super Sweet 16
0500: MTV Hits
0700: Top 6 Hip Hop Nods
0730: Eminem vs Little Wayne
0800: Shot At Love With Tila Tequila 2
0900: Brooke Knows Best
0930: My Pix
1000: Next
1030: Date My Mum
1130: Parental Control
1230: Room Raiders
1300: Eminem vs Little Wayne
1330: Brooke Knows Best
1400: Buzzin
1430: The Hills
1530: My Pix
1600: Next
1630: Run's House
1700: MTV's Official Motorola ARIA Chart Show
1800: Jackass
1830: Top 6 Hip Hop Nods
1900: Pimp My Ride
1930: A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila 2
2030: Brooke Knows Best
2100: Real World Hollywood
2200: MTV Cribs
2230: 2008 MTV VMAs
 
I don't see much music there, do you? Now I'm left wondering where MTV went wrong, why I'm writing this, and indeed, who in the hell would watch all that rubbish anyway.. Now I know why I spend more time in front of the computer than in front of the TV, if that's the kind of shit that gets OK'd be television programmers..
 
 
 
 
Inspiration: The anti-MTV banter in the Muse thread.
Currently listening to: Something that'd never get played on MTV (Tie Your Mother Down - Queen).
4:47 pm - 2 comments - 0 Kudos
Friday, August 08, 2008

See you in 45, guys.

:wtf:
 
Hot damn... =/ Can't blame the mods for doing their jobs I guess, but come on.. Have a sense of humour, really.
 
This may be my chance to go out and get a life! Hope it doesn't cost me too much though, seeing as a I currently don't have a job either.. That was pretty deadly though - I got one warning at 7:36pm, local time, and received my second warning (and subsequent ban) at 7:37pm local time.. :haha: Nice to see they're on the ball.
 
I'm just wondering whether it's worth the effort making a thread in the FOTB.. Oh, I'll be able to see all the asshats in the FOTB again!!! Awesome. See you soon, people!
10:42 am - 6 comments - 0 Kudos
Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Unemployment.

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Liberation is sweet...
 
 
Now all I have to do is find another one. :( 
4:33 pm - 4 comments - 4 Kudos
Tuesday, April 22, 2008

New band! w00t!

Current mood: crappy

I'm finally in a band! After three years of asking to start a band with anybody that'll stand still for a few seconds (literally, I must've asked that question at least twice a week), it's finally happened! Although, it's not a band that I started - more so, I'm what you might call a gun-for-hire. Or should that be bassist-for-hire? Either way, I'll be playing a lot of classic rock covers at pubs, clubs and other venues around where I live, and I'm gonna have smeg-loads of fun doing it... Now I just need a bigger amp. Apparently a 100 watt amp that weighs a ton doesn't cut it. Bastards. So I'm thinking of getting an Ampeg 500 watt monster or a Fender with the same wattage. I'm going to have to sell my kidney to pay for it, but I don't really mind doing it.. You only need one.
 
Not much else to say here. So I won't.
1:02 pm - 8 comments - 10 Kudos
Monday, April 07, 2008

Song game?

I thought this was an awesome idea. Stolen blatantly from squall's blog, who first took it from vintage x metal's... (I think??)
 
Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 35 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Have people guess what songs they are.
Step 4: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating
 
Here goes:
 
1: "Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay"
2: "You build me up, you knock me down"
3: "Don't ask me.. What you know is true"
4: "You may push me down, but you cannot win"
5: "Oh where, oh where can my baby be?"
6: "I had visions, I was in them, I was looking in to the mirror"
7: "Growing tired of bedside resolve, public display of depression"
8: "I've exposed your lies, baby, the underneath's no big surprise"
9: "I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink"
10: "Well, it's 8 o'clock in Boise, Idaho"
11: "Rape me... Rape me, my friend"
12: "Is it such a crime to be a paradigm?"
13: "Birds flying high, you know how I feel"
14: "You and me, we come from different worlds"
15: "Wait while jealousy tears you apart"
16: "Too many problems, oh why am I here?"
17: "Everyone dies, everyone loves a fight"
18: "I've got a wound that doesn't heal"
19: "Out of a million seeds, only the strongest one breathes"
20: "I thought about leaving but I couldn't even get out of bed"
21: "There's just two ways to lose yourself in this life"
22: "Warlocks in wonderland, I've got a megatropolis in my hand"
23: "I admit it, what's to say?
24: "Lovely is the feeling now, fever, temperatures rising now"
25: "Yesterday, I saw my love light shine"
26: "Just so you all know what time it is, it's your homeboy"
27: "What we learned here is love tastes bitter when it's gone"
28: "Monkey see, monkey do"
29: "Polly wants a cracker, I think I should get off her first"
30: "Royal Canadian blended, the spicy aroma had mended me"
31: "Talking away, I don't know what I'm to say"
32: "Oh, it seemed forever stopped today"
33: "Hey! Heeeeeeeey! Hey! Hey! Hey!" etc etc etc...
34: "We had a chance to turn the pages over"
35: "This will be an uncertain time for us, my love"
 
 
And..... Go!
1:00 pm - 10 comments - 1 Kudos
Monday, January 21, 2008

I'm getting there...

Current mood: annoyed

Well I was going to upload some pictures and other things, but the ones that I have all exceed the 300kb limit. How gay is that limit?? It means the pics are going to have to be crappy quality.. :(
 
You guys'll have to wait..!!
 
So I just uploaded a couple of pics.. Not the greatest quality, but thanks to coulterboyz for suggesting the whole editing thing.
11:35 am - 1 comments - 0 Kudos