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Itschriishaansen: Hello, I'm chris hansen
Itschriishaansen: I think you know why I'm here
Itschriishaansen: so just take a seat, right there
Itschriishaansen: Now we've traced an IM from the name "cuntmuncher69"
Super Uber Shred: i think i should be leaving, i just came to borrow some mustard
Itschriishaansen: Did you know that irl was only 15?
Itschriishaansen: No no just take a seat
Itschriishaansen: right there
Super Uber Shred: but i really should be leaving
Itschriishaansen: no no just take a seat
Super Uber Shred: uh
Super Uber Shred: uh
Super Uber Shred: alright
Itschriishaansen: just take a seat right there
Super Uber Shred: ok
Super Uber Shred: *takes a seat*
Itschriishaansen: Ok, whatcha got here? Some girly magazines?
Itschriishaansen: And what exactly do you do with these
Super Uber Shred: read the articles
Itschriishaansen: Hmm...an article on ping pong ball tricks
Super Uber Shred: yeah
Super Uber Shred: interesting stuff
Itschriishaansen: Do you konw what a ping pong ball trick involves?
Itschriishaansen: Aim and concentration, sir.
Itschriishaansen: aim and concentration
Super Uber Shred: oh
Super Uber Shred: ok
Itschriishaansen: And do you think, that's proper material for someone your age?
Itschriishaansen: Have you ever heard of 2 girls 1 cup sir?
Itschriishaansen: It's a better site than these magazines
Super Uber Shred: ah
Super Uber Shred: well ill have to check it out
Itschriishaansen: Sir, just tell that girl you won't talk to her again
Itschriishaansen: The video I just sent you will possible even turn you gay
Super Uber Shred: what girl? i just came to get some mustard?
Itschriishaansen: No no don't rush, take a seat, Watch the video
Itschriishaansen: It's really sexy
Super Uber Shred: alright alright...
Itschriishaansen: Theeere...
Super Uber Shred: oo these chicks are pretty cute
Super Uber Shred: nice music reminds me o- WHAT THE FUCK?!!?
Itschriishaansen: Sir, you've just been pwned beyond reason.
Super Uber Shred: oo
Itschriishaansen: Now maybe you'll leave those girls alone
Super Uber Shred: this looks familiar
Super Uber Shred: OH!
Super Uber Shred: YOURE THAT GUY FROM TV
Itschriishaansen: Sir, I'm chris hansen, we've never met
Super Uber Shred: THAT CATCHES THE PEDOPHILES
Itschriishaansen: Yes.
Super Uber Shred: good thing im jsut here to get some mustard...
Itschriishaansen: No no don't leave just yet
Itschriishaansen: just take a seat
Super Uber Shred: uh
Super Uber Shred:
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