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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Help us get to Skate and Surf! (Northeast US UGers

Current mood: excited

Skate and Surf Festival - May 18th and 19th!

We’re in the Break Contest to possibly play at what would usually be Bamboozle, but for this year it’s being replaced by Skate and Surf (going back to what it used to be before “Bamboozle”;)

Our first show for the first round is going to be at The Stanhope House in Stanhope, NJ on Sunday February 17th! We need to sell as many tickets as possible and want to bring as many as you to this venue to have fun and go absolutely crazy when we go on! Believe me, it’ll be hard to stand still during our set no matter what you listen to. 

Tickets are $12, doors are at 11 AM, and we won’t know our set time until a week before. If you want to buy a ticket (Whether you’re going or not it’d be awesome if you can still support us) then send me a message! I can mail them or do deliveries if you’re within a reasonable distance from me. 

I’d like to finally thank the people of Tumblr and Ultimate Guitar for supporting us so far and taking time to read our updates and listen to our music because we’re really doing this for you. We will always return the love you give us and I promise you won’t be disappointed if you help us get to a Skate and Surf stage! 

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Friday, July 01, 2011

Changing my Idiotic Ways

I got warned today for being an idiot. So no more deadpan humor for a long time. Sorry guis.

Oops I mean guys.
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Thursday, June 30, 2011

My signatore

My sig is like 4 years old.
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Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Gat daaammmnn

Current mood: horny

I have one incredible ass
5:29 pm - 2 comments - 4 Kudos
Saturday, May 07, 2011

Hello friends

Lets go bowling
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Saturday, April 23, 2011

Profile views

I got non today

wahhhh
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

I am Homer

Current mood: accomplished

the iliad
there was a
very brave
mountain warrior
with spike shield
playing runescape
when a beast appear
threatening moms and women
in the tribe
he took his spike sword
and defeated beast
he was hero
hhhhhhhhh(sound of guy trying to make crowd cheering)

o & big blowout sale at mens warehouse ull like the way you look.
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I just realize (New song)

I never step into the light of day
My skin is pale gray
I growed a high forehead
I have no chin
Massive blowout sale @ Men's wearhouse
You'll like the way you look....



I'm posting a song to this later.
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Monday, June 02, 2008

Chris Hansen episode 1

Itschriishaansen: Hello, I'm chris hansen

Itschriishaansen
:
I think you know why I'm here

Itschriishaansen
:
so just take a seat, right there

Itschriishaansen
:
Now we've traced an IM from the name "cuntmuncher69"

Super Uber Shred
:
i think i should be leaving, i just came to borrow some mustard

Itschriishaansen
:
Did you know that irl was only 15?

Itschriishaansen
:
No no just take a seat

Itschriishaansen
:
right there

Super Uber Shred
:
but i really should be leaving

Itschriishaansen
:
no no just take a seat

Super Uber Shred
:
uh

Super Uber Shred
:
uh

Super Uber Shred
:
alright

Itschriishaansen
:
just take a seat right there

Super Uber Shred
:
ok

Super Uber Shred
:
*takes a seat*

Itschriishaansen
:
Ok, whatcha got here? Some girly magazines?

Itschriishaansen
:
And what exactly do you do with these

Super Uber Shred
:
read the articles

Itschriishaansen
:
Hmm...an article on ping pong ball tricks

Super Uber Shred
:
yeah

Super Uber Shred
:
interesting stuff

Itschriishaansen
:
Do you konw what a ping pong ball trick involves?

Itschriishaansen
:
Aim and concentration, sir.

Itschriishaansen
:
aim and concentration

Super Uber Shred
:
oh

Super Uber Shred
:
ok

Itschriishaansen
:
And do you think, that's proper material for someone your age?

Itschriishaansen
:
Have you ever heard of 2 girls 1 cup sir?

Itschriishaansen
:
It's a better site than these magazines

Super Uber Shred
:
ah

Super Uber Shred
:
well ill have to check it out

Itschriishaansen
:
Sir, just tell that girl you won't talk to her again

Itschriishaansen
:
The video I just sent you will possible even turn you gay

Super Uber Shred
:
what girl? i just came to get some mustard?

Itschriishaansen
:
No no don't rush, take a seat, Watch the video

Itschriishaansen
:
It's really sexy

Super Uber Shred
:
alright alright...

Itschriishaansen
:
Theeere...

Super Uber Shred
:
oo these chicks are pretty cute

Super Uber Shred
:
nice music reminds me o- WHAT THE FUCK?!!?

Itschriishaansen
:
Sir, you've just been pwned beyond reason.

Super Uber Shred
:
oo

Itschriishaansen
:
Now maybe you'll leave those girls alone

Super Uber Shred
:
this looks familiar

Super Uber Shred
:
OH!

Super Uber Shred
:
YOURE THAT GUY FROM TV

Itschriishaansen
:
Sir, I'm chris hansen, we've never met

Super Uber Shred
:
THAT CATCHES THE PEDOPHILES

Itschriishaansen
:
Yes.

Super Uber Shred
:
good thing im jsut here to get some mustard...

Itschriishaansen
:
No no don't leave just yet

Itschriishaansen
:
just take a seat

Super Uber Shred
:
uh

Super Uber Shred
:
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Sunday, December 02, 2007

My experience with 2 girls 1 cup

Well here it is

Anthony: I've never seen two girls one cup

Other people: OMG NO DON'T DO IT

Anthony: Where can I find it?

Someone: Google

Anthony: K

Other people: OMG

Anthony: I'm eating dinner

Other people: :eek:

Anthony: Hey this isn't that bad

Other people: OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Anthony: HOLY SHIT!
Anthony: OMG
Anthony: MOTHER FUCKER OMG THATS FUCKING GROSS
ANthony: OH SHIT NO WAY!

Other people: LMAO!
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