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Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I just realize (New song)

I never step into the light of day
My skin is pale gray
I growed a high forehead
I have no chin
Massive blowout sale @ Men's wearhouse
You'll like the way you look....

I'm posting a song to this later.

10:50 pm - 0 comments - 2 Kudos

Monday, June 02, 2008

Chris Hansen episode 1

Itschriishaansen: Hello, I'm chris hansen

Itschriishaansen: I think you know why I'm here

Itschriishaansen: so just take a seat, right there

Itschriishaansen: Now we've traced an IM from the name "cuntmuncher69"

Super Uber Shred: i think i should be leaving, i just came to borrow some mustard

Itschriishaansen: Did you know that irl was only 15?

Itschriishaansen: No no just take a seat

Itschriishaansen: right there

Super Uber Shred: but i really should be leaving

Itschriishaansen: no no just take a seat

Super Uber Shred: uh

Super Uber Shred: alright

Itschriishaansen: just take a seat right there

Super Uber Shred: ok

Super Uber Shred: *takes a seat*

Itschriishaansen: Ok, whatcha got here? Some girly magazines?

Itschriishaansen: And what exactly do you do with these

Super Uber Shred: read the articles

Itschriishaansen: Hmm...an article on ping pong ball tricks

Super Uber Shred: yeah

Super Uber Shred: interesting stuff

Itschriishaansen: Do you konw what a ping pong ball trick involves?

Itschriishaansen: Aim and concentration, sir.

Itschriishaansen: aim and concentration

Super Uber Shred: oh

Super Uber Shred: ok

Itschriishaansen: And do you think, that's proper material for someone your age?

Itschriishaansen: Have you ever heard of 2 girls 1 cup sir?

Itschriishaansen: It's a better site than these magazines

Super Uber Shred: ah

Super Uber Shred: well ill have to check it out

Itschriishaansen: Sir, just tell that girl you won't talk to her again

Itschriishaansen: The video I just sent you will possible even turn you gay

Super Uber Shred: what girl? i just came to get some mustard?

Itschriishaansen: No no don't rush, take a seat, Watch the video

Itschriishaansen: It's really sexy

Super Uber Shred: alright alright...

Itschriishaansen: Theeere...

Super Uber Shred: oo these chicks are pretty cute

Super Uber Shred: nice music reminds me o- WHAT THE FUCK?!!?

Itschriishaansen: Sir, you've just been pwned beyond reason.

Super Uber Shred: oo

Itschriishaansen: Now maybe you'll leave those girls alone

Super Uber Shred: this looks familiar

Super Uber Shred: OH!

Super Uber Shred: YOURE THAT GUY FROM TV

Itschriishaansen: Sir, I'm chris hansen, we've never met

Super Uber Shred: THAT CATCHES THE PEDOPHILES

Itschriishaansen: Yes.

Super Uber Shred: good thing im jsut here to get some mustard...

Itschriishaansen: No no don't leave just yet

Itschriishaansen: just take a seat

Super Uber Shred: uh

Super Uber Shred:

3:43 pm - 0 comments - 0 Kudos

Sunday, December 02, 2007

My experience with 2 girls 1 cup

Well here it is

Anthony: I've never seen two girls one cup

Other people: OMG NO DON'T DO IT

Anthony: Where can I find it?

Someone: Google

Anthony: K

Other people: OMG

Anthony: I'm eating dinner

Other people:

Anthony: Hey this isn't that bad

Other people: OMG WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Anthony: HOLY SHIT!
Anthony: OMG
Anthony: MOTHER FUCKER OMG THATS FUCKING GROSS
ANthony: OH SHIT NO WAY!

Other people: LMAO!

3:05 pm - 19 comments - 0 Kudos

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Yeah, banned.

For 24 hours. Thanks dready, you'll be missed.

And yes Cody, I always annoyed Dready in chat, the thread was a superweapon against me and I was instantly forced to throw down reststance.

11:27 am - 1 comments - 0 Kudos

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

CC Deville and I have quite the epic conversations

Current mood: confused

Super Uber Shred: YOYO ANTHONY!!!

HeaRTbReAkKid241: YO! CODEY!

Super Uber Shred: WEST SIIIIIdeee!!

HeaRTbReAkKid241: Siyeeede

Super Uber Shred: DID I ASK FOR A FUCKIN ECHO?

HeaRTbReAkKid241: NO!

HeaRTbReAkKid241: no

Super Uber Shred: THEN GTFO

HeaRTbReAkKid241: *gtfo's*

Super Uber Shred: *mumbles under breath*>=( damn 11 year olds, always get on my nerves

HeaRTbReAkKid241: I r not 11

Super Uber Shred: thats what they all say...

HeaRTbReAkKid241: don't join hannah

Super Uber Shred: well theres one difference between you and her

HeaRTbReAkKid241:
<.<

>.>

She will threaten our existance

Super Uber Shred: no, she has boobs

HeaRTbReAkKid241: Aw

HeaRTbReAkKid241: I have boobs

Super Uber Shred: why the hell are you still talking i thought you gtfo'd

HeaRTbReAkKid241: iderno

Super Uber Shred: *posts anthonys sn in B*

Super Uber Shred: *posts anthonys sn in B

HeaRTbReAkKid241: aaah!

HeaRTbReAkKid241: you wouldnt...

Super Uber Shred: =_=

Super Uber Shred: yeah i dare not simply walk into B

HeaRTbReAkKid241: stupid 4chan stalkers

Super Uber Shred: they dont forget, and they dont forgive...

Super Uber Shred: DUN DUN DUN!

HeaRTbReAkKid241: thats 4chan

Super Uber Shred: i kno

HeaRTbReAkKid241: wait what?

Super Uber Shred: what

HeaRTbReAkKid241: fuck girl

HeaRTbReAkKid241: eat pizza

HeaRTbReAkKid241: sell bike

Super Uber Shred: fuck pizza eat bike sell girl

HeaRTbReAkKid241: fuck bike eat girl sell pizza

Super Uber Shred: wait what?

HeaRTbReAkKid241: nice

Super Uber Shred: LAAAAV YOUU

HeaRTbReAkKid241: BAIIIEYYEYYEYE

Super Uber Shred: ...

Super Uber Shred: gtfo

HeaRTbReAkKid241: *gtfos'*

Super Uber Shred: BAM another buliten

Super Uber Shred: lol

Super Uber Shred: peace

HeaRTbReAkKid241: bai!

HeaRTbReAkKid241: this is sooo 1337

Super Uber Shred: z0omg i kn0w

8:25 am - 7 comments - 5 Kudos

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

True Love Waits

Current mood: accomplished

True Love Waits

It must be true that true love waits
I may not be who you truly love
But you're who I truly love

It's said that opposites attract
We must be an exception

I'd put a stone in my shoe and walk the miles
With you and for you

I miss you and each day
Is becoming more painful for me

My heart burns with passion
My soul is wearing away

You're who I care about most in this world
Will this remain in the next?
Would you remember me?
Will I remember you?

Will we walk the miles together;
Or will true love wait?

8:25 am - 2 comments - 0 Kudos