For some fucking reason people keep visiting my profile waaaaay after I got banned.
So here goes: everyone knows the story of how I got banned. Got drunk, got banned, that's all.
As for the death thing. I'm not going to go into details because I don't want to but all you need to know is that I'm still technically alive even though I would really rather not be.
I do appreciate the efforts of various of users to try and get me un-banned, but it won't happen. Even if it did, I wouldn't come back because to be honest, most of you guys are fuckig idiots. Everyone who I like knows I like them, the rest of you, whatever.